5 definitions by Nick C

haven

the female sexual organ i.e. vagina. Often used in conjuction with word `shaven` to describe a women who has no pubic hairs in her groyne area.

That woman had the smoothest shaven haven i've ever licked out - that girl had a completely shaven vagina i.e. brazilian wax

by Nick C May 24, 2004

bwnd

A spin off the word 'pwnd'. Boned in common speak.

omgomgomg u got bwnd

by Nick C January 15, 2003

NFL

Also, the National Forensics League. Not to be confused with the one that people give a damn about.

The NFL of debate and forensics sucks compared to the one that you see every Sunday.

by Nick C December 31, 2004

chocolate orange

Military term meaning chocolate starfish, ringpiece, anus, rectum etc. etc.. Comes from

I'd like to unwrap her chocolate orange. Sometimes shortened to just 'Tap it, unwrap it' (Extra clue - reove the foil from a Terry's chocolate orange and look at it from the 'North Pole') - see the resemblance ?

by Nick C March 7, 2003

Pickle Incident, The

Originating in a Fark.com photoshop contest back in December 2002. The contest began as normal, with the usual clever but innocuous submissions. Until one unfortunate soul attempted to submit a picture of an amended Star Trek magazine cover, with the caption "where no man has gone before". Sadly, the picture that was actually submitted was a graphic close-up of a man with a very large pickle (or more likely, a cucumber) inserted into his ass.

The caption remained.

"That was possibly the biggest mistake ever made by anybody since The Pickle Incident."

by Nick C December 2, 2004