Definitions by Nick C

Pickle Incident, The 

Originating in a Fark.com photoshop contest back in December 2002. The contest began as normal, with the usual clever but innocuous submissions. Until one unfortunate soul attempted to submit a picture of an amended Star Trek magazine cover, with the caption "where no man has gone before". Sadly, the picture that was actually submitted was a graphic close-up of a man with a very large pickle (or more likely, a cucumber) inserted into his ass.

The caption remained.

"That was possibly the biggest mistake ever made by anybody since The Pickle Incident."

Pickle Incident, The by Nick C December 2, 2004

haven 

the female sexual organ i.e. vagina. Often used in conjuction with word `shaven` to describe a women who has no pubic hairs in her groyne area.

That woman had the smoothest shaven haven i've ever licked out - that girl had a completely shaven vagina i.e. brazilian wax

haven by Nick C May 24, 2004

NFL 

Also, the National Forensics League. Not to be confused with the one that people give a damn about.

The NFL of debate and forensics sucks compared to the one that you see every Sunday.

NFL by Nick C December 30, 2003

chocolate orange 

Military term meaning chocolate starfish, ringpiece, anus, rectum etc. etc.. Comes from

I'd like to unwrap her chocolate orange. Sometimes shortened to just 'Tap it, unwrap it' (Extra clue - reove the foil from a Terry's chocolate orange and look at it from the 'North Pole') - see the resemblance ?

chocolate orange by Nick C March 7, 2003

bwnd

A spin off the word 'pwnd'. Boned in common speak.

omgomgomg u got bwnd

bwnd by Nick C January 14, 2003