ohio

Ohio is one of the best states in America, if not the best. We don't have to worry about messed up politicians or disasters (other than floods and a few tornadoes). There is a great balance of city attractions and countryside. People are generally nice and very opinionated. Lot of ethnic background in Ohio, one of the largest states in America. Great place to grow up if you live suburban Columbus; you get a mix of safety but all the good OSU parties. An yeah, definitely better than crappy-ass michigan.

Ohio is so much better than Michigan, pwned.

by Nick June 27, 2004

Meef

A meat resembling beef, however origins are still unknown.

"Whopper made with 100% meef"

by Nick July 22, 2006

transvestibules

a guy with breastices.

Look at the rack on that pole, is that a pre-op or a TV?

by Nick May 06, 2005

santa

A communist.

Karl Marx, Lennin, and Poppa Smurf all had beards. 2/3 Are communists. Santa has a beard <i> and </i> dresses in red. He must be a commie.

by Nick January 04, 2004

Broats

A pair of trousers with a career behind them. Broats are most commonly seen on elderly retired army officers. Originally the broats were part of their best suit back in the thirties; then in the fifties they were demoted and used for gardening. Recently, pensions not being what they were, the broats have been called out of retirement and reinstated as part of the best suit again.

by Nick March 28, 2003

flumpernickel

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

by Nick July 25, 2003

Jewdar

The ability/gift to see that a person is part of the jewish culture/religion.

Short for jew-radar.

Daniel! Our substitute art teacher is jewish, lets ask him if he has jew pride.

by Nick July 23, 2004