Nick's definitions
(n.)
Someone who, through the injudicious application of alcohol, is now a great deal less funny than he thinks he is.
Someone who, through the injudicious application of alcohol, is now a great deal less funny than he thinks he is.
by Nick March 28, 2003
Get the Gignogmug. A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.
by Nick July 7, 2003
Get the apple computermug. That PK just got ganked by a group of PKKs.
That camper PK got roxxored by a fire nova from an uber PKK.
That camper PK got roxxored by a fire nova from an uber PKK.
by Nick November 24, 2003
Get the PKKmug. 
An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.
I know - I will call a meeting!
I know - I will call a meeting!
by Nick July 22, 2004
Get the meetingmug. Northern term for Nasty, a minging student drink made of lager, cider and blackcurrant. See also Nasty
by Nick May 21, 2004
Get the dieselmug. n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.
"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"
by Nick March 29, 2004
Get the breasticlesmug.