twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.
Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted
by Nick March 27, 2005
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hij

asomeone who is an over the top entertainer, drinks accessively for the confidence to "entertain" the opposite sex
that boy is mashed hes well funny, such a hij
by nick November 01, 2004
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Bad Religion

One of the best punk bands still around today. Definatly 1 of my favourite political punk bands, both musicaly and in terms of lyrical truth and thoughtfulness. Normaly each song has a powerful moral/politcal message.

E.g When all soliders lay their weapons down, or when all kings and all queens relinquish their crowns, or when the only true messiah rescues us from ourselves, then it's easy to imagine there will be sorrow no more.
Songs: Sorrow, 21 Century Digital Boy, I Want to conquer the world
by Nick August 15, 2003
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biatch

-a gangster's way of saying bitch
-a slut, whore
ya unit did yo momma, biatch!
by Nick January 14, 2004
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Hagnaby

(n.)
Someone who looked a lot more attractive in the disco than they do in your bed the next morning.
by Nick March 29, 2003
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samoflange

The samoflange is also part of one of the infamous Thundercats voiceover out-takes.
"...and get your foot off that blasted samoflange.... what the f*** is a samoflange?!"
by nick May 15, 2004
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Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.
"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."
by Nick February 04, 2004
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