Holy Torpedo

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

by Nick April 06, 2005

ruffneck

Any of the various jobs/assignments/persons in relations to offshore oil rigs / mining operations / various assignments with the quality/quantitiy of being unsafe/difficult/physical.

He had been one of Exxon/Mobile's famous ruffnecks, employed in the Bering Sea for twelve years.

by Nick February 22, 2004

toolgina

half tool half vagina; a very annoying wussy bitch person

Maaaaaan, Camille is such a toolgina the way he acts all the time annoying people and getting used by everyone.

by Nick December 10, 2003

upbended

slang for fuckin someones sister

yo bro me and ur sister upbended all night

by nick May 13, 2005

Royal Teacup

During anal sex, you pull out right before ejacualtion and make sure your partner's asshole is facing upward. Then cum into the gaping asshole and quickly suck it out like it's a cup of tea.

I did a Royal Teacup on Jane.

by Nick December 12, 2003

abstinence

The dumbest thing since Crystal Pepsi. Usually practiced by Churchies and fat Girls.

"I'm abstinant and I got to the First Baptist Church!!"

by Nick April 11, 2005

Hottilicious

A word made up on october 17, 2004 at a church in ohio. It was created as a mixture of super hott, super sexy, and super luscious, therefore becoming the ultimate compliment to any gender, especially female.

Look at Hillary. She is hottilicious today!

by Nick October 19, 2004