by nick February 07, 2005
Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?
Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.
Quite.
Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.
Quite.
by Nick April 14, 2004
by Nick October 09, 2003
Berries that reside in your nose and tend to have homosexual tendencies. These tiny berries cause you to sneeze/hump trees.
MAN: Doctor! Doctor! I keep uncontrolably humping trees. What should I do!
MAD DOCTOR: You obviously have a bad case of snozberries.
MAD DOCTOR: You obviously have a bad case of snozberries.
by Nick July 25, 2003
The most amazing guitarist of the day. Many people assume things about Zakk wylde, but they just realize that theyre punk ass garbage bands or themselves cannot live up to Zakk's blistering solos. Do you see any other bands pull this shit off? Not many. Dimebag Darrell was also good friends with him(R.I.P) Also, people say hes a wannabe biker. He isnt a wannabe, and I guarantee you wouldnt say that to his face. Quit hiding behind the fucking screen, and do something if you feel that way. Also as said before, extremely loyal to friends, and also a very caring person. Get on his bad side though, and he'll kick your ass. Enough said.
Nick-"Holy shit, that punk just called Zakk wylde a poser!"
Ethan-"Better call the EMS and tell them to bring 2 body bags-One for him and the other one for his asshole after havin a boot put through it"
Ethan-"Better call the EMS and tell them to bring 2 body bags-One for him and the other one for his asshole after havin a boot put through it"
by Nick April 08, 2005