Nick's definitions

penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

by Nick March 23, 2003

montrose

unmistakable human beings believed to be delivered to this planet to serve as a model for human evolution.

montrose is already there.

by nick December 11, 2003

medicince

1. A commonly misspelled version of 'medicine' used most often on MySpace in referral to drugs of the illegal kind.

2. See http://www.myspace.com/blackashrose

Medicince is addicted to medicince.

Medicince is known to cause weird dreams and mindless rambling.

by Nick September 1, 2008

friz

term used to tell a friend that they are acting stupid, ridiculous, out of character, weird or just plain being annoying.

"Hey! Stop you imbecile!"
"No I'm having fun!"
"Fuck you're annoying!"
"Screw you!"
"Friz!!"
"Oh, dude, I'm sorry man."
"Thankyou."

by nick April 6, 2005

beer thirty

a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of "what time is it." when consumption of said malted beverage becomes an event that is either inevitable or required to proceed with life as we know it in modern society. No other time expression exists with beer in it, ie. there is no beer fifteen, or quarter to beer, there is also not a half past a beer or beer forty five. If it is not exactly beer thirty when someone asks you just say its getting close to beer thirty.

what time is it?

its almost beer thirty.

see also: beer:30

by nick May 9, 2005

f.u.c.a.

acronym; fat upper cunt area

Look at the stomach on her; she has one huge f.u.c.a.

by Nick January 29, 2005

mom

the greatest person in the world ever, no one will ever be as great as a mom, endless hours of no sleep, changing over 60 diapers in a week and hardly no sleep, god bless all moms

moms have the toughest job ever,

by nick November 1, 2008