A practitioner of the ancient art of Camera Ninjutsu, the art requires the martial arts sneak into every photo unnoticed and hiding in the background. When becoming a Camera Ninja the fighter must partake in a blood oath swearing that they will be in a photo everytime one is taken in their vicinity, if the oath is broken it will require some form of Seppuku but using a Camera instead of a knife. Camera Ninjas have super ninja powers, such as the ability to sense the moment a camera is lifted, predicting the best angle with the current lighting, super speed to get to the picture in time and many more. Camera Ninjutsu can also be fought as a sport (known to some as Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu) in the sport the fighters are given points based on the style of their Ninjutsu; extra points being given for proper attire (E.g GIs, Camera Lens Shurikens, Tripod Bo Staff etc). While not fully acknowledged by the Camera Ninja Elders, Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu is quite popular in Japan, China, Laos, The Russian Federation, Wales, Botswana and England. While it was not featured in the more recent Olympics, word has it that it might feature in the next as a new sport.
Sam: Dude is that a Ninja in the back of our photo
Kris: Camera Ninja actually, those guys are sneaky motherfuckers.
Kris: Camera Ninja actually, those guys are sneaky motherfuckers.
by Nex Solo December 08, 2010
Get the Camera Ninjamug. The Facebook Crusader is on a campaign to takeover Facebook, one argument at a time. Every status update is an argument waiting to happen, be sure when the moment to argue comes they will pounce. Their Modus operandi is to be the biggest troll possible and make constant references from Wikipedia and Google. When a Facebook Crusader feels like they are losing the battle they will go back to their Grammar Nazi nature and start to correct your spelling.
Beware confronting a Facebook Crusader maybe hazardous to your notifications.
The only way to defeat a Facebook Crusader:
THERE IS NO WAY!!!
Beware confronting a Facebook Crusader maybe hazardous to your notifications.
The only way to defeat a Facebook Crusader:
THERE IS NO WAY!!!
Shaun: That dudes being a troll again
Dean: Nah he isn't a troll he's on a motherfucking holy quest! He's a Facebook Crusader.
Dean: Nah he isn't a troll he's on a motherfucking holy quest! He's a Facebook Crusader.
by Nex Solo May 15, 2011
Get the Facebook Crusadermug. The dirtiest sex act known to man. It is an orgy in which all participants (wearing bondage gear) cum shot into each others eye's until one eye is fully blind on each participant (If it only involves a man and a women the man must sperm in his own eye) they then proceed to scat on each other till fully bathed in faeces.
Dave: Just going Fishing in Whitby.
Adam: I'm cuming ;)
Johnny: Me too.
Alex: Oh no looks like they're going for a Dirty Dungeon Pirate again.
Pete: Yeah they are.
Adam: I'm cuming ;)
Johnny: Me too.
Alex: Oh no looks like they're going for a Dirty Dungeon Pirate again.
Pete: Yeah they are.
by Nex Solo June 06, 2011
Get the Dirty Dungeon Piratemug. The situation in which a pathetic attempt to belittle people is committed, in order to lower the metaphorical playing field to make yourself appear bigger by making reference to past mistakes and embarrassments.
Dickish guy: haha lets post this thing online to make fun of people.
Other dickish guy: Yeah good plan
Victim: This is 70 euros all over again.
Other dickish guy: Yeah good plan
Victim: This is 70 euros all over again.
by Nex Solo March 16, 2011
Get the 70 Eurosmug. The only Metallica song you know so you constanly say it everytime any Metallica song comes on. Can also be used to refer to any song you don't know.
Example 1:
Alex: Yes I love this song, Fade to Black right?
Johnny: No this is Enter Sandman you dick.
Example 2:
Simon: Oh man I love Metallica.
Lee: This is Back in Black by AC/DC you idiot.
Example 3:
Nick: I see a red door and I want to Fade to Black.
Joey: Wrong lyrics dude this is The Stones, Paint it Black.
Alex: Yes I love this song, Fade to Black right?
Johnny: No this is Enter Sandman you dick.
Example 2:
Simon: Oh man I love Metallica.
Lee: This is Back in Black by AC/DC you idiot.
Example 3:
Nick: I see a red door and I want to Fade to Black.
Joey: Wrong lyrics dude this is The Stones, Paint it Black.
by Nex Solo December 01, 2010
Get the Fade to Blackmug. Extreme Ping Pong (also known as freestyle table tennis). Is Ping Pong but extra points are given for extreme moves such as table handstands, dive shots, blindfolded playing, playing while on a trampoline, front flip serve, causing the ball to set alight, playing with no paddle, playing with two paddles etc.
Variations of the games exist such as XXXtreme Ping Pong (This one is played naked) and the most popular variation No Shots Barred, in No Shots Barred the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table.
Variations of the games exist such as XXXtreme Ping Pong (This one is played naked) and the most popular variation No Shots Barred, in No Shots Barred the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table.
Alex: You ready to beat Dan at some Extreme Ping Pong 2v1.
Johnny: Yeh why not, lets make it a No Shots Barred match.
Alex: Ok Epic, let me just get the BDSM gear.
Johnny: :O WTF
Johnny: Yeh why not, lets make it a No Shots Barred match.
Alex: Ok Epic, let me just get the BDSM gear.
Johnny: :O WTF
by Nex Solo November 21, 2010
Get the Extreme Ping Pongmug. The process of making crappy Urban Dictionary definitions and/or killing jokes to the point of no return.
This definition in itself is a greaves.
by Nex Solo March 08, 2011
Get the Greavesmug.