Definitions by Newton Orchid

Sad Max 

The plot of mad max, but max is more sad.

Sad Max is sadder than Mad Max

Sad Max by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Whino 

Person addicted to whining. Not naming names, but basically anyone who acts like Suzanne.

Suzanne is addicted to whining. She does it all the time. She is a whino.

Whino by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

Van Goghnuts by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Wunderpants 

Superior underpants for people at the cutting edge of comfort and style

Why would you wear anything other than wunderpants?

Wunderpants by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Personal Fowl 

A chicken, and he is your best companion

Don't speak poorly of Kevin. He is my personal fowl.

Personal Fowl by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Barfaroni 

You have the flu and you try to have some nice boyardee but you throw up everywhere and need to lie down again.

I tried to eat some boyardee but it was just a barfaroni session. I am sick.

Barfaroni by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Dishues 

It's like issues, but with dishes

"Wow, I went over to Rob's house. Have you seen his kitchen? Dude's got dishues."

Dishues by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017