Newton Orchid's definitions

Ghost toast

When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?

I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Brotester

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.

Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Flart

You are flirting very well and then accidentally fart. Oh no!

I was talking to Gordon after class, we were really having a nice flirt session, and then I farted!

I guess I let out a real flart

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

But-head

Interupts you all the time by saying things like "yeah, sure but..." or "well, sure, but."

John is pretty nice, but he's a bit of a but-head.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Frayonce Knowles

Frayed pants, but fashionable and does not look like poor people pants.

Whoa, Frayonce Knowles, look at those fashionably frayed pantlegs. That looks very expensive and not for poor people

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Drench fries

Frwnch fries, but with too much vinnegar

Look at all this vinnegar! I ordered French fries, not Drench fries

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Smorking

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018