Winnipeg Jet

Guy who leaves party and takes stuff with them

Wow, johnny left the party and he took my pickle vodka which I was saving to share with everyone here at the party. What a Winnipeg Jet

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

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Magic meatballs

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.

The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

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Banana, but older. Sold at a discount and is probably very squishy.

I am too poor for bananas but I can still afford half a baneener

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

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Two enemies share a pie, usually a pizza.

The piece time negotiations were shared over a saucy margherita

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

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You are flirting very well and then accidentally fart. Oh no!

I was talking to Gordon after class, we were really having a nice flirt session, and then I farted!

I guess I let out a real flart

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

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Hey man, once you try a baheena, you'll never go back to drying your wet body with napkins.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

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A bird popped on your hat, so now you have a hatsplatter.

Can be any stain on hat, bird or not

Oh, whiskers, I believe I've just been hatsplattered!

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

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