Definitions by Newton Orchid

Smock Drawer 

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

Smock Drawer by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Cushion Pusher 

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

Cushion Pusher by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Lollysnogger 

A very good time, usually involving model trains

Last night was amazing. I played with my train set and also had some sodas and also some food. What a lollysnogger of a time!

Lollysnogger by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Snorwellian

Feeling of being very bored by imminent dystopian future

Did you see trump's twitter?
I do not read that snorwellian drivel

Snorwellian by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Magic meatballs 

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.

The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.

Magic meatballs by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Smorking 

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

Smorking by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Consmearacy 

A conspiracy meant to make someone look very bad.

Bowling green was a consmearacy theory

Consmearacy by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018