Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Newton Orchid

Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

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A very good time, usually involving model trains

Last night was amazing. I played with my train set and also had some sodas and also some food. What a lollysnogger of a time!

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Feeling of being very bored by imminent dystopian future

Did you see trump's twitter?
I do not read that snorwellian drivel

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Two enemies share a pie, usually a pizza.

The piece time negotiations were shared over a saucy margherita

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Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.

The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.

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I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

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A conspiracy meant to make someone look very bad.

Bowling green was a consmearacy theory

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