Smock Drawer

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Strinks

Strong, stinky drink, such as a caesar or a v8 that has been left in an auto.

I prefer diet 7up to most other strinks

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Faceball

Baseball , but only using face

Going to play some faceball this weekend

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Knews

News that everyone already know about. That's the joke.

And in other knews, water is pretty pretty wet.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Dishues

It's like issues, but with dishes

"Wow, I went over to Rob's house. Have you seen his kitchen? Dude's got dishues."

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017

Whino

Person addicted to whining. Not naming names, but basically anyone who acts like Suzanne.

Suzanne is addicted to whining. She does it all the time. She is a whino.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018