Newton Orchid's definitions

Spin the Fish

Spin the bottle game, but you are out of bottle so use fish instead

You have to kiss Sophie! Those are the rules of spin the fish!

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Snorwellian

Feeling of being very bored by imminent dystopian future

Did you see trump's twitter?
I do not read that snorwellian drivel

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Blowtie

Bow tie but out of style and sucks

Man, I wish I picked a better bowtie, this one is a blowtie

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Croc Rock

Rock music for people in sensible rubber shoes.

Dave Matthews is the best. He does my favourite croc rock

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Baheena

Beautiful and rare bathroom towel.

Hey man, once you try a baheena, you'll never go back to drying your wet body with napkins.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Windy City Toodaloo

A fart before leaving, usually in a doorway.

DUDE, YOU SAID THE WINDY CITY TOODALOO STARTES IN WINNIPEG BUT MY UNCLE IN CHICAGO SAYS IT STARTED THERE

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018