Personal Fowl

A chicken, and he is your best companion

Don't speak poorly of Kevin. He is my personal fowl.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Hatsplatter

A bird popped on your hat, so now you have a hatsplatter.

Can be any stain on hat, bird or not

Oh, whiskers, I believe I've just been hatsplattered!

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Drench fries

Frwnch fries, but with too much vinnegar

Look at all this vinnegar! I ordered French fries, not Drench fries

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Knews

News that everyone already know about. That's the joke.

And in other knews, water is pretty pretty wet.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Skrunk

You are getting very intoxicated, but the marijuana is very poor quality.

I wanted to get crunk, but this weed is so bad I think I will end up skrunk instead. I have a headache.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Smorking

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Frayonce Knowles

Frayed pants, but fashionable and does not look like poor people pants.

Whoa, Frayonce Knowles, look at those fashionably frayed pantlegs. That looks very expensive and not for poor people

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018