Weaver

A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.

Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.

by Newman S. November 29, 2011

dying bug

The position of lying on one's back, hands and legs bent upwards and twitching in the air, like you've just been sprayed with insect killer.

Hey Ginny, get off your freakin back, you look like a dying bug for God's sake.

by Newman S. November 29, 2011

Hyanus

A mthyical town located on Cape Cod, somewhere between Hyannis and Provincetown, where high-wage earning homosexuals flock to in the summer.

Larry, go pack up your Gucci purse. We're taking the Porche down to Hyanus for the kite festival.

by Newman S. December 02, 2011

spousemouse

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

by Newman S. November 27, 2011

Fags-Fly-For-Free

The policy that drove TGA (Trans Gender Airlines) into bancruptcy.

Unlike Southwest Airlines current baggage policy, the TGA (Trans Gender Airlines) Fags-Fly-For-Free policy was doomed from the beginning.

by Newman S. November 28, 2011

stupid phone

The opposite of a "smart" phone.

This stupid phone is a relic! I cannot download any apps.

by Newman S. December 17, 2011

twixting

Texting while eating a Twix.

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.

by Newman S. November 29, 2011