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Definitions by Newman S.

A fake medical term for a stomach.
1. A larger than normal guttix = a beer belly.
2. Suck in your guttix and stop complaining.
3. My guttix is bloated after making five trips through the buffet line.
4. The esophagus is connected to the guttix.
5. A cow's guttix has four compartments (rumen,
reticulum, omasum, and abomasum).
guttix by Newman S. December 29, 2011
A dachshund's (wienerdog's) penis.
Oscar's tiny wienis is less than an inch long.
wienis by Newman S. December 17, 2011

stupid phone

The opposite of a "smart" phone.
This stupid phone is a relic! I cannot download any apps.
stupid phone by Newman S. December 17, 2011
A mthyical town located on Cape Cod, somewhere between Hyannis and Provincetown, where high-wage earning homosexuals flock to in the summer.
Larry, go pack up your Gucci purse. We're taking the Porche down to Hyanus for the kite festival.
Hyanus by Newman S. December 2, 2011
A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.
Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.
Weaver by Newman S. November 29, 2011

twixting 

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.
twixting by Newman S. November 29, 2011

dying bug 

The position of lying on one's back, hands and legs bent upwards and twitching in the air, like you've just been sprayed with insect killer.
Hey Ginny, get off your freakin back, you look like a dying bug for God's sake.
dying bug by Newman S. November 29, 2011