guttix

A fake medical term for a stomach.
1. A larger than normal guttix = a beer belly.
2. Suck in your guttix and stop complaining.
3. My guttix is bloated after making five trips through the buffet line.
4. The esophagus is connected to the guttix.
5. A cow's guttix has four compartments (rumen,
reticulum, omasum, and abomasum).
by Newman S. December 26, 2011
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Weaver

A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.
Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.
by Newman S. November 30, 2011
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stupid phone

This stupid phone is a relic! I cannot download any apps.
by Newman S. December 15, 2011
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dying bug

The position of lying on one's back, hands and legs bent upwards and twitching in the air, like you've just been sprayed with insect killer.
Hey Ginny, get off your freakin back, you look like a dying bug for God's sake.
by Newman S. November 30, 2011
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wienis

Oscar's tiny wienis is less than an inch long.
by Newman S. December 15, 2011
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twixting

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.
by Newman S. November 30, 2011
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Fags-Fly-For-Free

The policy that drove TGA (Trans Gender Airlines) into bancruptcy.
Unlike Southwest Airlines current baggage policy, the TGA (Trans Gender Airlines) Fags-Fly-For-Free policy was doomed from the beginning.
by Newman S. November 29, 2011
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