Definitions by New English

Door Stop Kitty 

This is when a cat lays down on its stomach and tucks all four legs under its body. Sometimes they will doze off in this position.

It is very funny when tigers do door stop kitty.

Door Stop Kitty by New English April 11, 2009

Dead Kitty

This is when a cat lays on its back and looks dead while it is in a deep sleep.

The cat was doing dead kitty in the sun outside.

Dead Kitty by New English April 11, 2009

Tall Kitty 

This is when a cat stretches and arches its back very high.

After waking up from a nap the cat did tall kitty.

Tall Kitty by New English April 11, 2009

Ballerina Kitty 

This is when a cat licks its genitals, referring to the posture the cat assumes.

The mountain lion at the zoo did ballerina kitty.

Ballerina Kitty by New English April 11, 2009

Beav 

When a woman wearing a skirt or dress sits with her legs spread and gives people a view of what is underneath.

Anne was sitting in a gathering area on campus and didn't realize her legs were spread while she was wearing a skirt. She beaved several people on campus.

Beav by New English March 29, 2009

Boomerang Generation 

The current crop of adults born from about 1975 to 1991. The term Boomerang Generation came from the fact that they move back in after graduating from college. This often occurs because they have spent a small fortune in college and cannot even afford to interview, let alone move to another town that has a good job. They are sometimes stuck working menial jobs that are insulting to their intelligence and qualifications. The down side to the Boomerang Generation, is that people in this age bracket will often move home with any minor setback. This is often condoned by parents and is evidence that we as a society have been prolonging adolescence.

In Japan these people are often called parasitic singles.

Many people in the Boomerang Generation move back home for good reasons such as trying to get on their feet after college. Many are also pathetic leeches who do it at the insistence of other people.

Boomerang Generation by New English February 7, 2009

Fresh Air Poisoning 

An explanation for the current practice of parents keeping their kids inside all the time. These are the same kids who have allergies to everything because they have no immunity to anything. These kids are McChildren for the most part. This is also called grass poisoning and sunshine poisoning.

All these fat kids with allergies have suffered from fresh air poisoning.

Fresh Air Poisoning by New English January 21, 2009