Ned: So doctor is it really baaad?
Dr.Hibbert: Would you call analtosis bad? Ah-heh-heh-heh!
Ned: Darn it doctor! Your little chuckles are quite inappropriate!
Dr.Hibbert: Um sorry about that. Please speak in that direction.
Dr.Hibbert: Would you call analtosis bad? Ah-heh-heh-heh!
Ned: Darn it doctor! Your little chuckles are quite inappropriate!
Dr.Hibbert: Um sorry about that. Please speak in that direction.
by NeverMindWho March 02, 2006
If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.
My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.
My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.
by NeverMindWho March 06, 2006
A shower of diarrehea coming from someones mouth (example 1).
Laxative(s) plural:
When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Laxative(s) plural:
When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Example 1:
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
by NeverMindWho March 03, 2006
by NeverMindWho March 06, 2006
Cell Biology, Basic Genetics, Gender Science.
Human cells contain 23 pairs of chromosomes for a total of 46. There are 22 pairs of autosomes and one pair of sex chromosomes. Chromosomes determine everything from hair color and eye color to gender. Whether you are a male or female depends on the presence or absence of certain chromosomes.The sex chromosomes are the X chromosome and the Y chromosome. These chromosomes determine gender.
In human sexual reproduction, two distinct gametes fuse to form a zygote. The male gametes or sperm cells in humans and other mammals are heterogametic and contain one of two types of sex chromosomes. They are either X or Y. The female gametes or eggs however, contain only the X sex chromosome and are homogametic. The sperm cell determines the sex of an individual in this case.
If a sperm cell containing an X chromosome fertilizes an egg, the resulting zygote will be XX or female. If the sperm cell contains a Y chromosome, then the resulting zygote will be XY or male.
Human cells contain 23 pairs of chromosomes for a total of 46. There are 22 pairs of autosomes and one pair of sex chromosomes. Chromosomes determine everything from hair color and eye color to gender. Whether you are a male or female depends on the presence or absence of certain chromosomes.The sex chromosomes are the X chromosome and the Y chromosome. These chromosomes determine gender.
In human sexual reproduction, two distinct gametes fuse to form a zygote. The male gametes or sperm cells in humans and other mammals are heterogametic and contain one of two types of sex chromosomes. They are either X or Y. The female gametes or eggs however, contain only the X sex chromosome and are homogametic. The sperm cell determines the sex of an individual in this case.
If a sperm cell containing an X chromosome fertilizes an egg, the resulting zygote will be XX or female. If the sperm cell contains a Y chromosome, then the resulting zygote will be XY or male.
Professor:...being the actual meiotic step in which a diploid cell is converted to a haploid cell. This leads us to syngamy where the two gametes form a zygote. Now remember that the combination of two X chromosomes gives us a female and XY chromosomses a male...
Stifler: What the fuck is he on about?
Danny: Shush! The fusion of gametophytes during syngamy, you retard.
Stifler: Professor? Last time we checked Danny's karyotype we came to the shocking discovery that he carries two X chromosomes. Does that make him a female?
Danny: for God sake.
Professor: Perhaps so Mr.Raffaelli, which would explain the somewhat stiff bulge you get each time Mr.Cohen sits next to you.
Danny: Oh my GOD dude! You're homogametic!
Stifler: What the fuck is he on about?
Danny: Shush! The fusion of gametophytes during syngamy, you retard.
Stifler: Professor? Last time we checked Danny's karyotype we came to the shocking discovery that he carries two X chromosomes. Does that make him a female?
Danny: for God sake.
Professor: Perhaps so Mr.Raffaelli, which would explain the somewhat stiff bulge you get each time Mr.Cohen sits next to you.
Danny: Oh my GOD dude! You're homogametic!
by NeverMindWho February 27, 2006
To Himmlerise someones rim or ass. When your friend betrays you, or does something against your interests, or when you are generally pissed off with somebody and want to threaten their physical security you say, "Am gonna Himmlerise yo rim!". It is another way of saying am gonna kick your butt or I am going to give you a severe beating that you will find hard to forget.
Note: People not familiar with recent 20th Century history will not understand.
Background: The term Himmlerise is taken from the name of Heinrich Luitpold Himmler who was the commander of the German Schutzstaffel (SS). He controlled the SS and the Gestapo during the Nazi regime. He became one of the main architects of the Holocaust, using elements of mysticism and a fanatical belief in the racist Nazi ideology to justify the mass murder and genocide of millions of victims. Himmler was responsible for implementing the industrial scale extermination of between six and twelve million people. Among the victims were Jews, Gypsies, homosexuals, Communists, Blacks, Catholics and Slavs.
When captured in 1945 he committed suicide prior to his interrogation. (from Wikipedia).
So you see not a very good person.
Note: People not familiar with recent 20th Century history will not understand.
Background: The term Himmlerise is taken from the name of Heinrich Luitpold Himmler who was the commander of the German Schutzstaffel (SS). He controlled the SS and the Gestapo during the Nazi regime. He became one of the main architects of the Holocaust, using elements of mysticism and a fanatical belief in the racist Nazi ideology to justify the mass murder and genocide of millions of victims. Himmler was responsible for implementing the industrial scale extermination of between six and twelve million people. Among the victims were Jews, Gypsies, homosexuals, Communists, Blacks, Catholics and Slavs.
When captured in 1945 he committed suicide prior to his interrogation. (from Wikipedia).
So you see not a very good person.
Am gonna Himmlerise yo rim!
by NeverMindWho March 02, 2006
A fart and a laugh together.
i.e. When someone cracks a joke in the company of distinguished guests and you let go a nice unmistakable fart during your laughter.
i.e. When someone cracks a joke in the company of distinguished guests and you let go a nice unmistakable fart during your laughter.
Prince Phillip: But Your Majesty there is no shame in a laughing fart! Here, let us all, ecstatically, fart in bonne homie!
by NevermindWho March 03, 2006