by NeverMindWho March 03, 2006
by NevermindWho March 03, 2006
If a car salesman tells you the car is in top notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.
Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top notch form this morning!
Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top notch form this morning!
by NeverMindWho March 03, 2006
Nonsensical exlamation used my Michael Jackson at the end of each lyric line.
Usually preceded by yihee!
Usually preceded by yihee!
by NevermindWho February 08, 2006
My life sucks! Am so deathperate!
by NeverMindWho March 03, 2006
When you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embarassment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. Bonnie Situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered - a kinda race-against-the-clock. A Bonnie Situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. Only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a Bonnie Situation.
Example 1:
Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation.
Example2:
Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....)
(Later on)
Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.
(From the movie, Pulp Fiction)
Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation.
Example2:
Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....)
(Later on)
Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.
(From the movie, Pulp Fiction)
by NeverMindWho March 01, 2006
A fart and a laugh together.
i.e. When someone cracks a joke in the company of distinguished guests and you let go a nice unmistakable fart during your laughter.
i.e. When someone cracks a joke in the company of distinguished guests and you let go a nice unmistakable fart during your laughter.
Prince Phillip: But Your Majesty there is no shame in a laughing fart! Here, let us all, ecstatically, fart in bonne homie!
by NevermindWho March 03, 2006