Definitions by Nerd Flanders

Warlock 

Ok, like a Karen but he lives in his mom's basement, is overweight, with facial hair and also long hair but without a driver's license because that is just a way for "the government to keep tabs on you".

Knows all the answers to the problems in the world, answers that somehow eluded all the sober, hardworking millions of people in the world and he tells you such answers while he is smoking weed on his break from his job in the warehouse at Walmart.

My warlock friend reckons red m and m's give you cancer.

Warlock by Nerd Flanders January 17, 2022

Niggamobile 

A piece of shit car with primer patches, dents, (probably from a fist), mismatched color doors, blowing smoke, at least one broken window replaced with masking plastic where they got high on crack and locked the only key inside or when the Po-Po had to get their dog out coz they were inside the casino, but $5000 rims on the mother fukka and a professionally installed $10,000 stereo. I almost forgot the key scratch round the entire perimeter from some skanky ho hood rat who lost her mind.

I drove through the ghetto today and saw at least two niggamobiles.

Niggamobile by Nerd Flanders January 13, 2021

The big Lebowski

Loser. The big Loser. The big L. The big Lebowski.

Yeah that guy is the big Lebowski, a total loser.

The big Lebowski by Nerd Flanders June 10, 2019

Amy-John 

A lesbian. Plain and simple.

Don't try and hit on those women over there, they are a bunch of Amy-Johns.

Amy-John by Nerd Flanders February 28, 2015

Jiggerish 

What they speak in the ghetto when they string a whole lot of slang words together so you don't have any clue what they are saying.

"yo wassup Homie, you got the hands? I don't got no chips for you. Gimme mah C notes bah. izzle this, mafukka that. Ima busta cap in yo monkey ass You know what I'm sayin' "
"No I don't know what the fuck you are saying, it's all Jiggerish"

Jiggerish by Nerd Flanders September 21, 2014

twitter 

It is something that only females have, it's the bit between the twat and the shitter.

Ooooh she slipped off her bike seat and bumped her twitter on the handlebar.

twitter by Nerd Flanders August 1, 2014

Jigaboo-American 

The politically correct term for dark skinned people of america.

I thought there were special nightclubs for the niggers.Oops sorry, I mean Jigaboo-Americans.

Jigaboo-American by Nerd Flanders May 18, 2011