NeptuneLord's definitions

panniversary

At the end of every year in the pandemic we shall celebrate another dreaded pandemic anniversary.

Happy panniversary! Ahh you got me a respirator and some rubbing alcohol, how sweet!

by NeptuneLord March 3, 2021

IVTWCMAB

Insert vitriol that would catch me a ban.

Used in substitution of saying problematic statements which would assure bans from social media sites.

Oh my god you have no idea how pissed I am! (IVTWCMAB)

by NeptuneLord March 17, 2023

RMESHTH

Rolling my eyes so hard they hurt

Some guy: I think Trump is doing a great job!
Me: (RMESHTH)

by NeptuneLord July 3, 2020

facelicker

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

NP

Nerd Points

Excellent slaying of the goblin horde with only a level 2 dagger, Chester. +10 NP

by NeptuneLord May 11, 2020

cold war friendship

A relationship between two people who can't stand each other but remain "friends" for social expediency.

This cold war friendship on facebook is just one of hundreds. My haters love to keep me close.

by NeptuneLord May 1, 2020

IVTWCMAB

Insert vitriol that would catch me a ban.

Used in substitution of saying what you actually mean as to not attract the ire of social media moderators and algorithms.

Oh my fuckin god I'm so pissed right now because (IVTWCMAB)

by NeptuneLord March 17, 2023