NeologianPJG's definitions

Fascistmas

The annual holiday commemorating the arrival of fascism in the United States, upon the inauguration of its first Fascist President.

January 19th is Fascistmas Eve.

January 20th is Fascistmas.

by NeologianPJG January 19, 2025

Octinter

When October and Winter are mashed up and it snows and gets cold as winter in October!

Of course 2020, which is a four-letter word, now, means we are suffering through a brutal Octinter.

Living in Minnesota means now and then we have to deal with the spooky horrors of Octinter.

by NeologianPJG October 26, 2020

Traitor Tots

The children of a traitor.

Did you hear? Don Junior and Ivanka are Traitor Tots.

by NeologianPJG February 16, 2019

Grand Dopening

The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.

We look forward to celebrating the Grand Dopening that we hope will happen in our state some day.

by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019

broke my swearer

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.

Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.

by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020

never hinged in the first place

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.

by NeologianPJG July 18, 2018

pupulation

The number of dogs in a home or a community.

For Tim's birthday the pupulation of our home increased by one very good boy.

Seems like the entire pupulation took their humans out for a walk on that beautiful day.

by NeologianPJG February 22, 2022