Neil Owen's definitions

dislexicon

A dictionary of misused Language.

The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.

by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

techlexia

An astounding ability to misinterpret technical tasks and manuals.

No matter how hard my mom tries, I don’t think she will ever overcome her techlexia enough to use the computer.

by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Garage Mahal

A male urban refuge. A Garage designed as a tribute to the handyman. A big ass garage.

Whenever I need the right tool for the job, I just head over to the neighbours Garage Mahal.

by Neil Owen May 4, 2006

compubine

A female computer technician

The all girl computer company in town has the best looking compubines, they even fixed my PC.

by Neil Owen August 30, 2008

Compubine

A female computer technician

The all girl computer company in town has the best looking compubines, they even fixed my PC.

by Neil Owen May 13, 2006