compubine

A female computer technician

The all girl computer company in town has the best looking compubines, they even fixed my PC.

compubine by Neil Owen August 30, 2008

Compubine

A female computer technician

The all girl computer company in town has the best looking compubines, they even fixed my PC.

Compubine by Neil Owen May 13, 2006

clown computing 

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

clown computing by ITInformer June 3, 2009

The Combine 

Farming Vehicles that have taken over the earth in 7 hours.

I got ran over by the combine.

The Combine by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

Omaha combine 

The act of inserting an ear of corn (husk and all) into the anus of a willing sexual partner. You then donkey punch the individual and simultaneously rip the ear of corn out. If performed correctly, you should be left with a corn cob.

I gave that ho an Omaha combine because my John Deere broke down.

Omaha combine by emcdmc August 18, 2016

Cloud Computing 

Utilizing the resonance of water molecules in clouds when disturbed by wireless signals to transmit data around the globe from cloud to cloud.

I use cloud computing so I don't have to worry about viruses, I only have to worry about birds flying through my cloud.

Cloud Computing by xelanil March 21, 2011

Edge computing 

The act of edging while watching porn on a computing device. A term popularised by Steve Jobs with the release of the first generation iPhone.

If you're Edge computing up there you better wipe off the keyboard when you finish.

Edge computing by Uncle Phil October 19, 2018