Neil Ogism's definitions

quarter shy (of a full roll)

Adjective

Slightly odd due to brain issues
Eccentric
Slightly weird
Strange

"That guy is definitely a "quarter shy (of a full roll)"

by Neil Ogism August 29, 2009

dog on a raft

NOUN
Cuisine:

A single, microwaved hotdog (the "dog") served on a single slice of buttered toast (the "raft")

A "dog on a raft with a oar" is the above served with a deli-sliced pickle.

"Lorraine and I blew off Spago and shared a dog on a raft in the kitchen."

by Neil Ogism April 14, 2010

missing a flywheel

Adjective phrase:

A descriptor applied to a person who functions well but is "not quite right in the head," as indicated by small but noticeable eccentricites of behavior to which said person is oblivious.

"Sure, Jeff is great guy, but he leaves the impression that deep down dude's missing a flywheel."

by Neil Ogism April 17, 2010

Mctroll

Fast-food worker

"After graduating with a PhD in astrophysics, Bob finally found work as a Mctroll."

by Neil Ogism January 31, 2010

bankster

Noun

A portmanteau or blend word derived from combining "banker" and "gangster." Usually referred to in the plural form "banksters" to refer to a predatory element within the financial services industry, such as those offering "too good to be true" adjustable mortgage rates for home buyers

"The banksters just foreclosed on my mom's Mcmansion, and now she's living in her SUV."

by Neil Ogism March 5, 2008

brain science

Noun

A portmantaeu or blend compound noun denoting general srudy of the brain and how it functions. The word is usually employed as an alternative to "rocket surgery."

"Opening blister packs of refrigerated lunch meat has always been brain science for the average Joe."

by Neil Ogism March 5, 2008

mediatoxic

Adjective

Describes poisonous aspect of long-term exposure to mass
media such as television, newspapers, and radio

"Finding daily news-watching mediatoxic, Conrad defenestrated his new flatscreen."

by Neil Ogism March 5, 2008