Ned Ryerson's definitions

mantastic

Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.

Following his fifth keg of beer, Kevin ripped the horn off of his pet narwhal, and then nailed his porn-star girlfriend for hours. Subsequently, he felt mantastic.

by Ned Ryerson July 30, 2008

urban warrior

A dedicated follower of urban fashions and trends. The phrase carries a condescending connotation.

Turning on some Tupac on his I-Pod, Keith speeded away on his Segway. God go with you, you Urban Warrior, you, said his life-partner.

by Ned Ryerson May 17, 2006

rhinociferous

surprising or startling by nature

"Ooh!"
"Ahh!"
"Wow!"
"Rhinociferous!"

by Ned Ryerson July 23, 2003

finsta

1. about to 2.ready to 3. desiring to

"Yo, I'm finsta go to Target and get some nachos."

by Ned Ryerson July 23, 2003

Turban Legend

A person of Asian descent whose perfect comprehension of and participation in major urban trends, current and old-school, makes him da bomb.

A: Check out Sanjeet doing a Pop-Shove-it Backside Nose Slide on his board!
B: That dude is such a Turban Legend!

by Ned Ryerson November 6, 2008

poofsapped

intoxicated to the point of non-existence

"Why does Kevin have Kleenex boxes on his feet?"

"Dude, he's poofsapped."

by Ned Ryerson July 23, 2003