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On tick

To acquire something immediately but pay for it later. Most often used when buying drugs but quite valid for any kind of purchase.

There are thee possible origins of the term:

* The vendor keeps a list of who owes what, and "ticks" them off the list on payment
* The vendor has to wait, the clock is ticking
* The customer is a filthy parasite, like a tick on a dogs back.
Customer: What sandwich can I get for six-fiddy?
Vendor: Sorry, sandwiches start at eight dollars.
Customer: Can I get one on tick?
Vendor: I think not.
by NaughtyJim December 6, 2010
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Feenveien

"Fairy Street". Almost every street in the town of Feen, in Norway, is called "Feenveien". Check Google Maps iff'n you don't believe it.
My address is 17 Feenveien. Go to the centre of Feen, then turn left at Feenveien, left at Feenvein, left at Feenveien and then right at Feenveien. We're 8th on the right.
by NaughtyJim October 29, 2010
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Jesii

(n.) Plural form of Jesus. Only has a few applications in daily dialog, but they do exist
1. If he comes again, there will have been Jesii
2. Wow, I love this art gallery - check out all the Jesii
3. I had so many grumpy moments today, I let out many audible 'Jesii Christs'
by NaughtyJim October 20, 2010
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Carbon-based Calendar

Significant female in a male's life who organises so many "things to do" that the male has no control over his own social timing.
Dave: Are you coming out for beers on Thursday?
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
by NaughtyJim October 28, 2010
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sehpompie

People accidentally type it all the time when daydreaming. They'll mean to type something like "S24+" but may become momentarily distracted by, say, a cat walking by and type "sehpompie" instead. There is no reasonable explanation as to why this phenomenon is so prevalent, or why "sehpompie" specifically, but there are indications that there are up to 7600 verifiable "sehpompie" incidents per year worldwide.
Ah poo, I zoned out while bitching my S24+ experience to Samsung and totally sehpompied the model number!
by NaughtyJim June 20, 2024
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