Lips Like Morphine

Someone who's kiss leaves you breathless.

She has lips like morphine every time she kisses me.

by Nathan Hulsey October 15, 2006

Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts

Just about every STD you can get rolled into one fun fuck over!

"You just got tested right...what do you have?"
"I was positive for Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts"

by Nathan Hulsey November 03, 2006

heart of many swellows

Swellow are very clean and pure. A heart of many swellows is that of the purest and kindest. It can be struck down with the might of many kings, or brought up with a love of life.

"Why is he in charge?!"
"Because he will not mislead us..."
"How the fuck do you know?!"
"He has the heart of many swellows"

by Nathan Hulsey January 02, 2007

fish puss

A really nasty sweaty vagina that smells so rank it gives you a renob.

God damn she has such a fish puss...I aint hittin' that.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

aww that's cute

Said when you have no response to something such as "I love you."

"I love you" "Aww that's cute"

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

beef tenderloin

When someone says something and you don't want to answer them properly

"Do you love me"
"Beef Tenderloin"

by Nathan Hulsey November 03, 2006

total sex

When something is so fucking awesome it's as good or better than sex.

Fucking last night's concert was total sex.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006