Nathan's definitions

Bagel Game

A variation of the pizza game in which a bagel is used.

"You'd have to be a jew to play the bagel game over the pizza game."

by Nathan January 27, 2005

Necking

to caress your clothed partner on and above the neck. (old defn, circa 1960)

"The girls were terrific. They went out in the backyard and necked with us." - On the Road, by Jack Kerouac

by nathan October 27, 2003

rise and shine

the act of masturbating right after waking up. hence the rise and the shine

1. i had a quick rise and shine this morning
2. mother to teenage schoolgoing son: "time to rise and shine sweetie."

by nathan April 22, 2005

mdnf

Taking a "massive" dump and not flushing it. Massive Dump, No Flush

I took a MDNF in the CEO’s private bathroom.

by Nathan November 9, 2004

celerity

Speed, haste, rapidity or quickness. Gamers often have celeritous reflexes and athletes run celeritously.

Celerity is the defining trait of reflex oriented activities like tennis or halo.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

brand NEW

The Best damn Band in the fucking world. even Better when playing with Taking Back Sunday

Brand New Kicks major ass

by Nathan August 29, 2003

McDoogle

new soda sold in north debraska

these idiots make no sense its a damn soda

by nathan August 17, 2003