Nathan's definitions

furuncle

When you are having anal sex with someone and then you pull out and punch them.

I totally furuncled him last night. He never saw it coming.

by Nathan May 13, 2005

Cheesetopia

noun, a utopian country in which all of the government is based upon cheese.

Cheesetopia is the best country in the world!

by Nathan June 23, 2003

kyriacos

an annoying lil bitch ass nigga madafakin cunt who can play fortnite, gets carried by his friends all the time. Oh wait, he has no friends.

YOU ARE SUCH A KYRIACOS
*cries*

by nathan May 5, 2018

lbfm

"Little Brown Fulcking Machine"
American millitary slang for whores obtained in east asian countries.

"Five dollar sucky-sucky? I love you long time!" said the Vietnamese LBFM to the peachy faced American draftee who still had wisdom teeth but was about to lose his virginity.

by Nathan April 7, 2003

durf

a bent wiener.

the fat chick gave me a durf.

by nathan November 10, 2003

LAJ

LAJ stands for Lame Ass Joke. check the examples.....

" Why did the cat cross the road?"

"Sry Bro LAJ"

by Nathan December 14, 2004

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003