Nathan's definitions

Wigga

A white man who thinks or wants to be a black man.
Usually wears big puffy jackets with fur across the hood.
Also takes great pride in appearence including hair and what he is wearing.
He also intends to take the mickey out of what other people are wearing.
He also may complain about how long he hasn't had sex for, even though they really haven't had sex.
They will also listen to Black Rap, including 2Pac, Dr Dre, 50 cent etc.
They will have many comments on their bag such as "Live by the gun, die by the gun" and "Life's a bitch and then you die"

Wigga: "Im so stressed. I haven't had sex in 2 weeks"

Someone else "Yeh, but you haven't had sex yet, WIGGA"

by Nathan January 8, 2004

The Lumberjack

When two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.

My buddy and me flipped a coin for positioning during the lumberjack.

by Nathan November 20, 2004

the baby

(n.) marijuana reefer chiba

yo man you smoke this shit you gonna see the baby jesus.

yo you got that baby?

by nathan March 8, 2005

poopystanks

to be of absolute insanity with ones surroundings.

"poopystanks the chitlens are ablaze"!

by nathan April 14, 2003

febreze

to take a quick shower

tina: Just got back from the gym.
gina: Lets go.
tina: Let me febreze myself.
gina: hurry up!

by nathan August 10, 2004

Led Zeppelin

A band that, no matter how many entries people put in saying how they stole music, will always kick ass over other bands, with the possible exception of The Who and The Doors.

Robert Plant and Jimmy Page vs. every rapper except Run DMC cause they were kinda kool with the laceless adidas's...

yea, Led Zeppelin owns

What? Led Zeppelin stole music from better lesser known bands? well, if they were better, why are they lesser known?

by Nathan April 6, 2004

furuncle

When you are having anal sex with someone and then you pull out and punch them.

I totally furuncled him last night. He never saw it coming.

by Nathan May 13, 2005