Nathan's definitions

jousta

A friendly and non-offensive way of calling someone a wanker.

Stop being such a jousta!

by Nathan March 7, 2003

Skateboarding

Basically; the art/sport which consists of doing various stunts on a peice of wood attached to wheels.

The best sport in the world is skateboarding.

by Nathan December 4, 2003

Titty Bar

Southern/Texas version of a Strip Club

Sir, you have a malignant tumor...Hell, we'll take ya to a titty bar!

by Nathan October 24, 2003

gaymotasticallyridifyicalableingness

One who has decided to take part in pretendinging to be part of an anti gay political party to bring information to the pro-gay rallyists.

Man, Erik is really gaymotasticallyridifyicalableingness!

by Nathan December 29, 2004

rise and shine

the act of masturbating right after waking up. hence the rise and the shine

1. i had a quick rise and shine this morning
2. mother to teenage schoolgoing son: "time to rise and shine sweetie."

by nathan April 22, 2005

Necking

to caress your clothed partner on and above the neck. (old defn, circa 1960)

"The girls were terrific. They went out in the backyard and necked with us." - On the Road, by Jack Kerouac

by nathan October 27, 2003

mdnf

Taking a "massive" dump and not flushing it. Massive Dump, No Flush

I took a MDNF in the CEO’s private bathroom.

by Nathan November 9, 2004