business in the front and party in the back. When a girl has well-groomed pubic hair, but forgets to tirm her gooch and ass.
"Dude, I was drilling this chick doggystyle, when I looked down and seen her pussy mullet."
The act of sneaking up on unsuspecting campers while disguised in a bear costume. Once near the campers tent you wake the campers by shaking the tent until the campers run out. You then find the camper of your choice alone in the woods and rape them.
"I'm never going camping again suzy"
"Why?"
"Last week I was camping and a bear came out of no where and gave me The Trevor Tucker right in my ass"
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The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.
I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahasee Tallboy.
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When one uses their own mangled hand to masterbate and/or digitally sodomize themself. Injury should be lawnmower or blender related.
"Ashley thought it was weird when I lifted up my sack and started giving my asshole the good old Kandis Hand"
The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.
I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahassee Tallboy.
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Tallahassee Tallboy
mug!
