Poop. "Brown Strudel" in fake German spelled phonetically. The single best word for turd ever invented.
My wife can't come to the phone right now, she's in the bathroom punching Breun Schtrudel into the bowl.
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"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."
"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."
"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."
"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."
"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
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Adjective
- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.
Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
Adjective
- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.
Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
When I was younger I was anal retentive. I couldn't poop anywhere but at home. Today I teach courses on how to take a shit off a 5 story building and am the editor of Power Defecator Magazine. I'm anal expressive.
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A temporary mental condition where a person suffers from moderate anger or annoyance.
A temporary mental condition where a person suffers from moderate anger or annoyance.
Look Crumb Buns. Let's ditch the movie and go to a diner. Your in a bad mood.
Stephanopolis has been in a terrible mood all day. He has a real case of Crumb Buns.
Stephanopolis has been in a terrible mood all day. He has a real case of Crumb Buns.
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(noun) Television news reporters.
Ironically, Bung Schwanger literally translates to "exercise pregnant" in German.
(noun) Television news reporters.
Ironically, Bung Schwanger literally translates to "exercise pregnant" in German.
"wait! Before you eat off that Bung Schwanger, wash it with soap and water."
"Turn this off. I can't stand another second of listening to these Bung Schwangers."
"Turn this off. I can't stand another second of listening to these Bung Schwangers."
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Beaverella is miserable living with her step Beavers.
Her Fairy God Beaver helps her go to the ball.
The Beaver Prince falls in love with Beaverella but she runs off in her BeaverMobile.
He finds her. The end.
Beaverella is miserable living with her step Beavers.
Her Fairy God Beaver helps her go to the ball.
The Beaver Prince falls in love with Beaverella but she runs off in her BeaverMobile.
He finds her. The end.
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