Definitions by Nards Eubanks
Anal Expressive
(From Psychology)
Adjective
- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.
Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
Adjective
- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.
Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
When I was younger I was anal retentive. I couldn't poop anywhere but at home. Today I teach courses on how to take a shit off a 5 story building and am the editor of Power Defecator Magazine. I'm anal expressive.
Anal Expressive by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024
hunch and punch
Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.
hunch and punch by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024
Bung Schwanger
(noun) A penis that is or has been involved in anal sex.
(noun) Television news reporters.
Ironically, Bung Schwanger literally translates to "exercise pregnant" in German.
(noun) Television news reporters.
Ironically, Bung Schwanger literally translates to "exercise pregnant" in German.
"wait! Before you eat off that Bung Schwanger, wash it with soap and water."
"Turn this off. I can't stand another second of listening to these Bung Schwangers."
"Turn this off. I can't stand another second of listening to these Bung Schwangers."
Bung Schwanger by Nards Eubanks August 11, 2024
Utah Jazz
"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."
"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."
"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."
"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."
"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
Utah Jazz by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022
Beaverella
The timeless classic Cinderella, starring a Beaver.
Beaverella is miserable living with her step Beavers.
Her Fairy God Beaver helps her go to the ball.
The Beaver Prince falls in love with Beaverella but she runs off in her BeaverMobile.
He finds her. The end.
Beaverella is miserable living with her step Beavers.
Her Fairy God Beaver helps her go to the ball.
The Beaver Prince falls in love with Beaverella but she runs off in her BeaverMobile.
He finds her. The end.
Beaverella by Nards Eubanks March 13, 2019
The Wackness
The Wackness refers to all hip hop after the golden age (1973-1993.)
Hip Hop was the most powerful street music to EVER exist. The Wackness isnt fucking close.
Hip Hop was the most powerful street music to EVER exist. The Wackness isnt fucking close.
The Wackness by Nards Eubanks March 13, 2019
Placebo Domingo
If my friend tells you he recently saw The Marriage of Figaro and La Boheme, just go along with it. He's got a case of Placebo Domingo.
Placebo Domingo by Nards Eubanks March 13, 2019