The Wackness

The Wackness refers to all hip hop after the golden age (1973-1993.)

Hip Hop was the most powerful street music to EVER exist. The Wackness isnt fucking close.
There's Hip Hop, and then there's The Wackness. Let's get things straight.
by Nards Eubanks March 14, 2019
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Beaverella

The timeless classic Cinderella, starring a Beaver.

Beaverella is miserable living with her step Beavers.

Her Fairy God Beaver helps her go to the ball.

The Beaver Prince falls in love with Beaverella but she runs off in her BeaverMobile.

He finds her. The end.
Cinderella was good. Beaverella was even gooder.
by Nards Eubanks March 14, 2019
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Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).
"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
by Nards Eubanks June 01, 2022
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Breun Schtrudel

Poop. "Brown Strudel" in fake German spelled phonetically. The single best word for turd ever invented.
My wife can't come to the phone right now, she's in the bathroom punching Breun Schtrudel into the bowl.
by Nards Eubanks December 26, 2018
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Anal Expressive

(From Psychology)
Adjective
- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.

Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
When I was younger I was anal retentive. I couldn't poop anywhere but at home. Today I teach courses on how to take a shit off a 5 story building and am the editor of Power Defecator Magazine. I'm anal expressive.
by Nards Eubanks September 19, 2024
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hunch and punch

Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.
"C'mon Fido. You gonna hunch and punch or what?"
by Nards Eubanks September 19, 2024
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Crumb Buns

A person who is indulging in excessive anger over an issue that should really only be annoying.

A temporary mental condition where a person suffers from moderate anger or annoyance.
Look Crumb Buns. Let's ditch the movie and go to a diner. Your in a bad mood.

Stephanopolis has been in a terrible mood all day. He has a real case of Crumb Buns.
by Nards Eubanks February 25, 2019
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