The Wackness

The Wackness refers to all hip hop after the golden age (1973-1993.)

Hip Hop was the most powerful street music to EVER exist. The Wackness isnt fucking close.
There's Hip Hop, and then there's The Wackness. Let's get things straight.
by Nards Eubanks March 14, 2019
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Placebo Domingo

The feeling and belief that you've been to the opera, when in actuality, you HAVEN'T!!
If my friend tells you he recently saw The Marriage of Figaro and La Boheme, just go along with it. He's got a case of Placebo Domingo.
by Nards Eubanks March 14, 2019
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Bung Schwanger

(noun) A penis that is or has been involved in anal sex.

(noun) Television news reporters.

Ironically, Bung Schwanger literally translates to "exercise pregnant" in German.
"wait! Before you eat off that Bung Schwanger, wash it with soap and water."

"Turn this off. I can't stand another second of listening to these Bung Schwangers."
by Nards Eubanks August 11, 2024
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Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).
"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
by Nards Eubanks June 01, 2022
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Beaverella

The timeless classic Cinderella, starring a Beaver.

Beaverella is miserable living with her step Beavers.

Her Fairy God Beaver helps her go to the ball.

The Beaver Prince falls in love with Beaverella but she runs off in her BeaverMobile.

He finds her. The end.
Cinderella was good. Beaverella was even gooder.
by Nards Eubanks March 14, 2019
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Crumb Buns

A person who is indulging in excessive anger over an issue that should really only be annoying.

A temporary mental condition where a person suffers from moderate anger or annoyance.
Look Crumb Buns. Let's ditch the movie and go to a diner. Your in a bad mood.

Stephanopolis has been in a terrible mood all day. He has a real case of Crumb Buns.
by Nards Eubanks February 25, 2019
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Breun Schtrudel

Poop. "Brown Strudel" in fake German spelled phonetically. The single best word for turd ever invented.
My wife can't come to the phone right now, she's in the bathroom punching Breun Schtrudel into the bowl.
by Nards Eubanks December 26, 2018
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