diddy roll

The action of fucking a woman between the tits
She was on the blob and I was needing more than a wank , so she gave me a diddy roll
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
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fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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how sooty feels

Descriptive expression used to highlight the sensations experienced during a medical rectal examination
Dr: Are you ok Sir ?

Me : Am I fuck OK , now I know how Sooty feels
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Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers

Somebody like Katie Price for example
That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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give us a shoogle

Scottish request made usually by an optimistic male , requesting to have a feel of a female’s breasticles

( often , but not always , denied )
Gie’s a shoogle of yer mammary duke-Elliot’s , darlin

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by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat
I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023
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mammarydukeelliots

The tits , the rack , the Winston Bazoomies ,

The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,

The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,

I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots
Despite being a pretty ancient fossil , Toyah Wilcox has got one fabulous pair of Mammary Duke Elliots

Mammarydukeelliots
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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