The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
Warts on the hand(s) of a woman, which will abrade against areas of a gentleman’s nudger, should they be engaging in him receiving manual relief from her .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Scottish expression for some of the more deprived areas of the country , such as Wester Hailes in Edinburgh , Most of Glasgow , Mid Craigie or Beechwood in Dundee , Manor or Tillydrone , or Torry in Aberdeen and the entirety of Kirkcaldy amongst others - parodying “Disneyland” and based on
disnae pay the rent
disnae pay the electric
disnae pay the Cooncil Tax
Etc etc
disnae pay the rent
disnae pay the electric
disnae pay the Cooncil Tax
Etc etc
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023
Rhyming Slang for Shiter, meaning the anal sphincter , or the cigar cutter, or the old balloon knot, the hoop , the tea towel holder etc . Sometimes shortened to just Ronson , in typical Lindon cockney style
The Ronson Lighter
The Ronson Lighter
See that idea of me paying for your electric bill ? Well, you can ram that right up your fuckin Ronson .
Ronson Lighter
Ronson Lighter
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .
She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023