Definitions by Napoleon BonerPart

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees

I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe

prefers the flatter shoe by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

prefers his peas Minted 

Descriptive of a homosexual / gay man

He prefers his peas Minted

prefers his peas Minted by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Tamworth gang 

To be a male homosexual .

Derived from a completely gay group of railway workers employed to facilitate track repairs in the Tamworth area of the U.K. midlands . To be “on the Tamworth Gang”

See that effeminate twat over there ? he’s definitely on the Tamworth Gang

Tamworth gang by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

hamburger shot 

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger

She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot

hamburger shot by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

mouse in a telescope 

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

mouse in a telescope by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Fudareeka 

A pungent smelling womans gash or “fud”
That can be described as “reeking”, giving rise to her being defined as Fudareeka

See her at the corner of the bar there ,

She’s a Fudareeka

Fudareeka by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

pingus tooter 

A particularly “sticky-out” womans fanny , pouting out so distinctly, that it resembles comedy cartoon penguin Pingus tooting beak .

Holy shit ! The vaj on her was sticking out like Pingus Tooter

pingus tooter by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023