skip raker

Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .

She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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rock poodle

Band Member / Musician who’s hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980’s .
See that fucker , Michael Bolton - he’s a right Rock Poodle
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
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The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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company family

The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family

Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd

Company family my fucking left bollock
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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Dunger-eez

Specific trousers , with strong knee patches , worn by those given to kneeling down and rimming the anuses or dung boxes of others
Yeah ! I’m happy to lick your ring , give me a minute to put on my dunger-eez
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”
Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
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diddy roll

The action of fucking a woman between the tits
She was on the blob and I was needing more than a wank , so she gave me a diddy roll
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
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