Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

rock poodle

Band Member / Musician who’s hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980’s .

See that fucker , Michael Bolton - he’s a right Rock Poodle

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example

Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

SkatBat

Woman star of fourth rate shit eating low budget movies

That bitch sucks turds , she’s a SkatBat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Mr Flibbertyflobbert

My cock , when it’s on the slack

Are you horny Napoleon ?

No, sadly not . I’m at home to Mr Flibbertyflobbert

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat

I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

filthy concrete

Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm

I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

bumeholé

Invisible 10th planet in the solar system .
The twin of Uranus .

There’s no rings around Uranus , are there any rings around bumeholé ?

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023