Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

bumeholé

Invisible 10th planet in the solar system .
The twin of Uranus .

There’s no rings around Uranus , are there any rings around bumeholé ?

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger

She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

thrash the head off the bishop

To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way

Bollox to this, I’m off to thrash the head off the bishop

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Dunger-eez

Specific trousers , with strong knee patches , worn by those given to kneeling down and rimming the anuses or dung boxes of others

Yeah ! I’m happy to lick your ring , give me a minute to put on my dunger-eez

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees

I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Ronson lighter

Rhyming Slang for Shiter, meaning the anal sphincter , or the cigar cutter, or the old balloon knot, the hoop , the tea towel holder etc . Sometimes shortened to just Ronson , in typical Lindon cockney style

The Ronson Lighter

See that idea of me paying for your electric bill ? Well, you can ram that right up your fuckin Ronson .

Ronson Lighter

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023