Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”

Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

skip raker

Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .

Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .

She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

bumeholé

Invisible 10th planet in the solar system .
The twin of Uranus .

There’s no rings around Uranus , are there any rings around bumeholé ?

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger

She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril

See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

Shitkickers waltz

The act of sort of ‘shuffling along’ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . We’ve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .

Dancing the shitkickers waltz

See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023