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Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

rock poodle

Band Member / Musician who’s hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980’s .
See that fucker , Michael Bolton - he’s a right Rock Poodle
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
mugGet the rock poodlemug.

wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
mugGet the wave a friend off to the coastmug.

map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .
Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
mugGet the map of bonanzamug.

bumeholé

Invisible 10th planet in the solar system .
The twin of Uranus .
There’s no rings around Uranus , are there any rings around bumeholé ?
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
mugGet the bumeholémug.

fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
mugGet the fag burn in a fur coatmug.

hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger
She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
mugGet the hamburger shotmug.

filthy concrete

Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm
I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
mugGet the filthy concretemug.

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