The FartingFlapper . Particularly applicable to long dangly pissflaps of a well used ladies front bottom. Cuntlips like rashers of bacon.
Monstrous beef curtains .
Monstrous beef curtains .
Dave , that woman’s labia was weird . I grabbed both sides of her fartingflapper and pulled her on like an old welly boot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

The knowledge acquired when a gentleman has spent possibly a little too much time in his shed or in the study of the sheds of others . Intimate technical detail has been gleaned in regards to every aspect of a shed and the delights it can afford a chap .
Colin knew his onions regarding garden outbuildings . A little too well in fact .
Colin comes from the darker side of sheddery
Colin comes from the darker side of sheddery
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023

The act of sort of ‘shuffling along’ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . We’ve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .
Dancing the shitkickers waltz
Dancing the shitkickers waltz
See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023

Tagnuts , klinker, dangleberries, snapdarlichs, The irritating hard little nuggets of shite that can result after being left to cook off in the body’s own heat after failing to correctly wipe the anus following a copious but successful sit-down visit
Marjorie had to deal with her elderly father in law after the old cunt fell over in the parlour . He somehow was devoid of suitable trousering and had in addition , become parted from his Y’s She had to then bear witness to a significant quantity of snitklinkers that was fiercely attached to his third eye lashes and would appear to have been so for several weeks
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
