Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

thrash the head off the bishop

To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way

Bollox to this, I’m off to thrash the head off the bishop

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

diddy roll

The action of fucking a woman between the tits

She was on the blob and I was needing more than a wank , so she gave me a diddy roll

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Ronson lighter

Rhyming Slang for Shiter, meaning the anal sphincter , or the cigar cutter, or the old balloon knot, the hoop , the tea towel holder etc . Sometimes shortened to just Ronson , in typical Lindon cockney style

The Ronson Lighter

See that idea of me paying for your electric bill ? Well, you can ram that right up your fuckin Ronson .

Ronson Lighter

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees

I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Dunger-eez

Specific trousers , with strong knee patches , worn by those given to kneeling down and rimming the anuses or dung boxes of others

Yeah ! I’m happy to lick your ring , give me a minute to put on my dunger-eez

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”

Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023