Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

mammarydukeelliots

The tits , the rack , the Winston Bazoomies ,

The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,

The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,

I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots

Despite being a pretty ancient fossil , Toyah Wilcox has got one fabulous pair of Mammary Duke Elliots

Mammarydukeelliots

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

sheddery

The knowledge acquired when a gentleman has spent possibly a little too much time in his shed or in the study of the sheds of others . Intimate technical detail has been gleaned in regards to every aspect of a shed and the delights it can afford a chap .

Colin knew his onions regarding garden outbuildings . A little too well in fact .
Colin comes from the darker side of sheddery

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.

Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example

Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

snitklinkers

Tagnuts , klinker, dangleberries, snapdarlichs, The irritating hard little nuggets of shite that can result after being left to cook off in the body’s own heat after failing to correctly wipe the anus following a copious but successful sit-down visit

Marjorie had to deal with her elderly father in law after the old cunt fell over in the parlour . He somehow was devoid of suitable trousering and had in addition , become parted from his Y’s She had to then bear witness to a significant quantity of snitklinkers that was fiercely attached to his third eye lashes and would appear to have been so for several weeks

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023