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by Napoleon BonerPart May 26, 2023
Get the anoos kahempell mug.A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
Get the Guinness fart mug.The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family
Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd
Company family my fucking left bollock
Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd
Company family my fucking left bollock
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
Get the company family mug.Any situation that could conceivably have arisen , where the sheer scale and levels of uttetrly abject stupidity could not have possibly been predicted or indeed legislated for .
This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .
This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .
Can you believe the previously unsurpassed level of unmitigated buffoonery that has led to a committee of horrifically incompetent clown shoes re-electing that fucking cretin back into that position ? No wonder fucking lions eat their young
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
Get the unmitigated buffoonery mug.Warts on the hand(s) of a woman, which will abrade against areas of a gentleman’s nudger, should they be engaging in him receiving manual relief from her .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
Get the wankstuds mug.A fellow who perhaps “bakes a lighter sponge”
One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
Get the Hoopmeister mug.A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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