Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .
She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
Get the skip rakermug. The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family
Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd
Company family my fucking left bollock
Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd
Company family my fucking left bollock
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
Get the company familymug. Band Member / Musician who’s hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980’s .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
Get the rock poodlemug. The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
Get the wave a friend off to the coastmug. Scottish expression for some of the more deprived areas of the country , such as Wester Hailes in Edinburgh , Most of Glasgow , Mid Craigie or Beechwood in Dundee , Manor or Tillydrone , or Torry in Aberdeen and the entirety of Kirkcaldy amongst others - parodying “Disneyland” and based on
disnae pay the rent
disnae pay the electric
disnae pay the Cooncil Tax
Etc etc
disnae pay the rent
disnae pay the electric
disnae pay the Cooncil Tax
Etc etc
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
Get the Disnaelandmug. by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Get the SkatBatmug. The pleasurable sensation that fizzes through the scrote when almost unbearably sexually excited .
Usually caused when a woman you highly desire plays with your goolies and tickles the back of the sack or the gooch
Usually caused when a woman you highly desire plays with your goolies and tickles the back of the sack or the gooch
Imelda teased the fuck outta my ball bag and gave me tingly balls. A second or so later I nutted all over her belly . Fuckin marvellous !
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
Get the tingly ballsmug.