When a woman is sick to death or Had it up to here with a situation. A man could say, "I've had a gutsful", however, a woman could use this term instead to exclaim how angered she is.
Using this phrase in a crowded shop or public transport is guaranteed to get attention and results.
Men may not use this term as it just isn't biologically possible.
Using this phrase in a crowded shop or public transport is guaranteed to get attention and results.
Men may not use this term as it just isn't biologically possible.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we have had to reschedule your appointment
Corrie: I've just about had a cuntful of your bullshit.
Clerk: ...uh...OK...umm...
Corrie: I've just about had a cuntful of your bullshit.
Clerk: ...uh...OK...umm...
by NZAP 9041 August 13, 2012
Get the Cuntful mug.(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.
Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?
Oh, Brad ate them.
He is such a spanklenuts!
Yep, he sure is.
Oh, Brad ate them.
He is such a spanklenuts!
Yep, he sure is.
by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011
Get the Spanklenuts mug.(n) A military aircraft configured to drop paratroopers. So called because if the parachute of the paratrooper does not open, then the sky diver becomes a meat bomb.
Hey Falvey, what is that C-130 Hercules carrying today?
Well Lachlan, it is taking some of the 82nd Airborne paratroopers out for jump practice.
Ok then, it is on meat bomber duties. I hope there won't be any mess.
Well Lachlan, it is taking some of the 82nd Airborne paratroopers out for jump practice.
Ok then, it is on meat bomber duties. I hope there won't be any mess.
by NZAP 9041 January 19, 2011
Get the Meat Bomber mug.When things are OK. Not great but not shitty either. Short for satisfactory but shortened for ease of speech or writing.
Used in F700's to denote a functional check was satisfactory.
Can be shortened to "S", which also stands for serviceable.
Pretty much, if things are ticking along as wanted, or advertised, then you are "SATIS"
Used in F700's to denote a functional check was satisfactory.
Can be shortened to "S", which also stands for serviceable.
Pretty much, if things are ticking along as wanted, or advertised, then you are "SATIS"
Aaron: Hey Malky, how are you?
Malky: SATIS.
Aaron: Sweet.
Also
Functional check of RADAR carried out, "SATIS".
Malky: SATIS.
Aaron: Sweet.
Also
Functional check of RADAR carried out, "SATIS".
by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011
Get the SATIS mug.Brad: I was going to get a parking ticket for being 5 minutes over but I put on my schmooves for the lady and she let me off.
by NZAP 9041 April 05, 2016
Get the schmooves mug.A Pokezombie is a person who is so intent on playing Pokemon Go, that they forget about the real world and get in the way of people or get hurt stumbling around fixated on their screen.
*Person walks out onto road and gets hit by a car*
Driver: What the hell was that?
Passenger: Just a Pokezombie. Keep going, he didn't know what hit him.
Driver: What the hell was that?
Passenger: Just a Pokezombie. Keep going, he didn't know what hit him.
by NZAP 9041 July 11, 2016
Get the Pokezombie mug.When you have skipped a shit one day, so that when you poo the following day, it is a double dump.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.
Hey Lachlan, I'm gonna be late back from lunch!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!
by NZAP 9041 December 20, 2010
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