Piecho

(n) A meal consisting of a mince & cheese pie and corn chips. First, peel the lid off your pie. Scoop out, using the corn chips, the contents of the pie, and eat.
When all the pie filling is gone, place the remainder of your corn chips in the pie, place pie top back on and eat. It is now a corn chip pie, sans original filling.
You can mix up the meal by choosing different flavour pie and corn chips. For a family gathering, try a family size pie and a big pack of corn chips. Ideal with beer and sport. Warm on a winters day.
Hey Falvey, I'm starving and all I have is a pie and some corn chips.

Well Lachlan, why don't you have a piecho?

Too right, Falvey, Tasty and filling. You want to share?

Yeah Lachlan, gimmie some of that piecho goodness!
by NZAP 9041 January 22, 2011
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Pomunist

A person from Great Britain or UK (same thing) who emigrates to another country and shares their opinions about what's wrong with their new place of residence or work.
'Arry: Hey oop, no decent curry 'ere!

Bill: Noo, no decent football, crisps or beer either!

'Arry: Aye, too warm in all.

Hickman: Well piss off back home then you Pomunist!
by NZAP 9041 March 27, 2012
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Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks

A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.
Who ate all the pies?

Oh, that was Lachlan

But I didn't get any!

Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.

True Dat
by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011
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Cunty McTwat Twat

Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.
Who keeps taking the newspaper from our crew room?

Oh, Lachlan does.

He is such a Cunty McTwat Twat
by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011
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SATIS

When things are OK. Not great but not shitty either. Short for satisfactory but shortened for ease of speech or writing.
Used in F700's to denote a functional check was satisfactory.
Can be shortened to "S", which also stands for serviceable.

Pretty much, if things are ticking along as wanted, or advertised, then you are "SATIS"
Aaron: Hey Malky, how are you?

Malky: SATIS.

Aaron: Sweet.

Also

Functional check of RADAR carried out, "SATIS".
by NZAP 9041 November 24, 2011
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Cuntful

When a woman is sick to death or Had it up to here with a situation. A man could say, "I've had a gutsful", however, a woman could use this term instead to exclaim how angered she is.

Using this phrase in a crowded shop or public transport is guaranteed to get attention and results.

Men may not use this term as it just isn't biologically possible.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we have had to reschedule your appointment

Corrie: I've just about had a cuntful of your bullshit.

Clerk: ...uh...OK...umm...
by NZAP 9041 March 27, 2012
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Spanklenuts

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.
Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?

Oh, Brad ate them.

He is such a spanklenuts!

Yep, he sure is.
by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011
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