Cake

the female vagina, pussy

That guy is teriffic at eating cake!

by none April 14, 2005

rectal rooter

Destruction of the virgin anal canal by rectum plumbers

Oily shit hole

by none November 30, 2003

Columbine Music

Innocent bands incorrectly accused of causing or encouraging the shooting at Columbine.

One of the guys favorite band's were Rammstein and KMFDM.

by none September 28, 2003

teep

old whimpy war cry, still in use cause it's easy to whine and/or scream

Sir Thomas, one who does community service, but only enough to get a blue badge; worth his weight in toilet paper; can make lan cables appear out of thin air.

when he crashed the school server, everyone screamed out Teeeeeeeeeeeeeep's name when they passed him in the halls.

by none January 22, 2005

sandbags

When there is an extreme case of saggin titties.

When you walk and kick your titties simultaneously.

Low perkiness, high saggage

Don't know body want to see them sandbags.

Do they even make bras for those sandbags?

Look she steppin on her sandbags.

by none January 30, 2005

sex

sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!

Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!

Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.

by none May 13, 2005

spoiled

One who is given anything and everything they want.

Mom: "Happy Birthday Emma"
Spoiled Kid: "What! How many presents are there?
Mom: "25........"
Spoiled Kid: "I want 50 bitch!"
Mom: Yes princess, anything you say"
Spoiled Kids: "That's right woman, and while your at it, I want my fuckin allowence to be at 500 instead of 400

by none October 12, 2003