Banff

(adj.)
Pertaining to, or descriptive of, that kind of facial expression which is impossible to achieve except when having a passport photograph taken, which results in happas (q.v.).

by Nick March 28, 2003

Texas Wristwatch

Wrapping your penis around your arm and showing people.

I was the YMCA last night, and I pulled out a Texas Wristwatch in front of all these kids!

by Nick December 12, 2003

beer thirty

a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of "what time is it." when consumption of said malted beverage becomes an event that is either inevitable or required to proceed with life as we know it in modern society. No other time expression exists with beer in it, ie. there is no beer fifteen, or quarter to beer, there is also not a half past a beer or beer forty five. If it is not exactly beer thirty when someone asks you just say its getting close to beer thirty.

what time is it?

its almost beer thirty.

see also: beer:30

by nick May 09, 2005

blinglish

its a word that the people in the ghetto use to define english when they have to go to that class, its used in the schools.

guy 1: yo what class u got
guy 2: yo guy i got blinglish my nigga
guy 1: fo shit man that sucks big ones

by nick December 03, 2004

griffaby

to type a website into a chat client (AIM, MSN, Yahoo), then click on it to open the site. generally easier than opening a web browser and manually typing the site in.

i was too lazy to open internet explorer, so i did a griffaby in my friend kayleigh's instant message window.

by Nick February 23, 2005

Thong

What comes out when someone with a lisp tries to say the word "song"

give me back the CD, i want to put a thong on

by nick May 01, 2003

snitch

n. vagina, vag, snatch, twat, beaver, roast beef, clam, mound, something.

I lost my mojo and went out on a bender in search of some snitch.

I ate snitch last night.

by nick June 01, 2009