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Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.
Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.
Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.
Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.
by Nick October 18, 2004
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can be used frequently in place of "damn", "shit", and "fuck"
Gringos can use it as well; however, it is not taught in spanish class, so don't as senor profesor.
can be used frequently in place of "damn", "shit", and "fuck"
Gringos can use it as well; however, it is not taught in spanish class, so don't as senor profesor.
by Nick April 13, 2005
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a condition occurring when one sits on the damp ground and the moisture seeps through one's shorts or pants, leaving a brown spot resembling a poop stain.
"Oh no, I've got wass!" Nick exclaimed after sitting down to stretch with the rest of the baseball team.
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