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BRAIN TORTURE

SEX

Running SEX ADS.

Criticized by asking questions.

Being SPITEFUL to get a rise.

TEACHING.

Playing the worst written songs ever and with the worst instrumentation.

Super well written songs and great instrumentation.

Paranoia for a reason but being told , ( AIN'T NO REASON TO BE SCARED

Finally, THE LIMIT AS YOUR LIFE APPROACHES DEATH
Why do human beings have such orgasms and procreate with so much BRAIN TORTURE.

Yes the SEX ADS will AD to the BRAIN TORTURE as more aggravation.

How I suppose to know anything about you if you continually BRAIN TORTURE me with your INQUIRY of why I ask questions.

Did you have to say there is no room and you happen to be cleaning twenty of them including beating off in ONE.

I am not getting anywhere in LIFE is all I do is indulge in BRAIN TORTURE by being a stupid parrot head by repeating myself over and over.

Face it BONERJAMS heavens to mergetroid THEY CAME AS ROMANS is the BRAIN TORTURE manufactured for PEDOPHILES to be locked in a room with built in HIGH FIDELITY BOSE AND INFINITY speakers while you blast that pure crap at 110 decibels

The DULA LIPA. treatment is the ultimate BRAIN TORTURE because you want to keep playing NEW RULES LEVITATING ONE KISS BREAK MY HEART DON'T START and get deported to ALBANIA to pick up the DULA POOPA style.

They just had an EARTHQUAKE somewhere on the planet as super nasty , as what are you worried about as the BRAIN TORTURE is not that bad as a car only hit the front of your house and that was just a little tiny tiny tiny jolt compared to the EARTHQUAKE that MLABI experienced around MALI of 7.2 RICHTTER .

Oh can calculate the answer DUMMIFIED as is it way too much BRAIN TORTURE, " I never thought I say this

"BRIAN" "EAT SHIT AND DIE SUPER FAST!!!"
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
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ELASTICITY FLASHBACK

ELASTICATION of news events by performing journalism intercourse.

Interrelatiinal self-relations ELASTICATION.

When ECONMIC COMMODITY prices are ELASTIC inside normal supply and demand.
You will get an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK by simply connecting news events by using DATE to DATE format amount of the days spread from the former to the later.

The best way is by example for ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as sad as the concert of BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN at 10th AVENUE FREEZE OUT was the introduction of his mastered saxophone player at that very date CLARENCE CLEMMONS as never said his name and the penultimate hit at the passing YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE with JACKSON BROWN AND CLARENCE CLEMMONS himself is the ultimate ELASTICATION INTERCOURSE.

Bitcoin got so out of hand as a cryptocurrency as a result that mania drived the market and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK could not even be applicable as the extreme volatility made it a RISCIBLE.
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY May 26, 2021
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TRAUMAUCKING

It is an unbelievable DRY ANAL FUCK.

This is what the song by LORDE is talking about.
If you want to really FEEL IT then I recommend don't think about getting FUCKED as think about TRAUMAUCKING is getting a real good UCKING.

WHEN you get THE GREEN LIGHT the TRAUMAUCKING is going to start as you may say KING TRAUMA UCK.
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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DEUCE DESIGNER

A FASHION DESIGNER anybody can be.

Everything is here for you as the binary experience is coming.

Last time you had at least two MOUNTAIN DEWS and SHIT right away.
Hey everyone time to not condemn anybody for SHITTING their pants as they make a great DEUCE DESIGNER as just look at that and they are a marketing genius as their fashion product they just made is being noticed by their penetrating marketing style.

TWO, TO, TOO, 2, TU as that can be used to be an effective DEUCE DESIGNER and you may say SIX DEUCE has a jump on everybody.

Do the DEW DEW DEUCE as that is a cool DEUCE DESIGNER in the hear and now
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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EXCREMENTOGRAM ELEMENTS

In the MACY'S RESTROOM of the GALLERIA MALL painstakingly scrutinizing the CLUSTERGRAM elements covered by partial or fall excrement.
I will list for you here the EXCREMENTOGRAM ELEMENTS: AMEOBA COATS GOT IT. MOKING ADULT SEX ACTS BRAIN WASTE MATTER PRIMARY ASSHOLE OOON HI OFFEND UNOWVINE LEFT BALL STINKS LIKE SHIT PARADOXICAL TRUISM MINESFIELD SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL

WHY WY Y GOOD LIAR BAD LIFE

BAD ASS CON DEVIANT HOMOSEXUAL CHAINSMOKERS = WATER DEPRIVERS

ME EVERY CUMCRAPTION SHITEATER
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 18, 2021
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MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.
You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021
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