NED's definitions

bloody sanchez

The act of applying a sexual partner's menstrual blood to her face to resemble a moustache. A finger is the usual applicator; however, a penis may be used as well.

The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.

Once a month, Ned makes Mabel wear a bloody sanchez to complement the luxuriant handlebar he sports.

by Ned November 17, 2004

driving range

A man's perineum; see taint. So called because it's where the balls land when a man plays with his wood.

"I call Mabel 'The Groundskeeper,'" Ned told his assembled buddies, "because of all of the attention she gives my driving range when we're in bed."

by Ned December 24, 2003

Spase PeePole

A completly clueless individual(Generally signified by playing the quality "piece of music" after a stupid question / comment by someone)

EU: "I can't print using my Bembo Font."
Help Desk: (Clicks on the link to the Music Video)

by Ned March 12, 2003

mitties

man titties boobs

That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.

by Ned December 7, 2003

Fish eye

The act in which the fellow, performing intercourse with his gal doggy-style, pulls out right before orgasm, spits on her back or neck to trick her into thinking he ejaculated on her, then shoots his load into her eye when she turns her head.

"I had to wash my eye out," Mabel said, "after Ned hit me with the old fish eye trick. It's a good thing our supervisor didn't catch us."

by Ned March 26, 2003

lamer

Someone who plays star wars galaxies as a jedi knight and exploits the system to further gain ranks.

You are a LAME frs farmer

by NED March 21, 2005

boonking

A prostitute's practice of receiving payment for an unusual sex act to be performed in the john's vehicle, and then bolting from the car before holding up her end of the bargain.

Named after a famous New Jersey practitioner, herself nicknamed after her drug of choice: boonk. See "Terry Richardson's Dark Room," "The New York Observer," 9/20/04.

"I had to pay for my dinner date," confided Mabel, "because Ned was the victim of a boonking."

by Ned September 17, 2004