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driving range

A man's perineum; see taint. So called because it's where the balls land when a man plays with his wood.
"I call Mabel 'The Groundskeeper,'" Ned told his assembled buddies, "because of all of the attention she gives my driving range when we're in bed."
by Ned December 24, 2003
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Rambone

A particularly fearsome brand of dildo, the Rambone is 18 inches long with the width of a newborn's neck. Due to its enormous size, it has handles at the end, as it is operated much like a jackhammer. Not for amateurs.
Ned and Mabel had hoped that the Rambone would bring a little pizzazz into their love life; now they just hope that her pelvic bones will fuse back together properly.
by Ned December 24, 2003
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mitties

That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.
by Ned December 7, 2003
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West ham

Area of East London- more famous for it's classic football team, known as 'THe Hammers' and 'The Irons', as there was once the Thames Ironworks there. The badge shews a castle with crossed hammers across it. Also a popular tatoo!
Once unarguably had one of the finest hooligan crews in Great Britain, the Inter City Firm. Originally a skinhead/bootboy outfit, they are now mostly casual, and have dropped off a bit. Championed by punk Oi! bands such as The Business, Cock Sparrer and THe Cockney Rejects. Have had many fine players down the years, most notably Bobby Moore. Go visit the home ground at Upton Park (Bolyen Ground).
by Ned September 20, 2003
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o's

'The O's' is the nickname for East London footie club, Leyton Orient. Also for their rather nondescript hooligan crew.
by Ned September 20, 2003
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R.A.I.

As soon as Mabel picked up the phone, Ned's velvety voice greeted her: "You up for a little R.A.I. tonight, baby?"
by Ned March 26, 2003
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D.A.V.

Mabel was on the receiving end of a D.A.V. by visitors from the planet Uranus. They left behind various flora and fauna, causing her great discomfort.
by Ned March 26, 2003
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