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Definitions by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister

Instalkgramming 

Sheila was so obsessed with her ex, the server logs showed her Instalkgramming him for fourteen solid days.

millenialzheimer's 

The intersection of ADHD and Alzheimer's Disease; the inability to remember anything because you can't pay attention in the first place.
Just because I can't remember, doesn't mean I forgot... I have Millenialzheimer's!

Catfisted 

Being deceived about a persons identity online (as in catfished) except that instead of being motivated by romantic interest or sexual desire, the deceiving party is a harsh critic or hater with a vendetta.
"Kaki King is a brilliant guitarist but for some reason, she keeps getting Catfisted on YouTube by some hater with multiple fake profiles!"

Luciforbid

Luciforbid

a. A portmanteau derived from the combination of the proper name 'Lucifer' and the verb 'forbid'

b. An contraposing alternative to the idiom* "God Forbid" used interjectionally to express dismay or earnest condemnation of any hypothetical circumstance to which the speaker would object on grounds that it would run counter to their depraved, unholy, decadent, egocentric, pleasure-driven, self-serving, hedonistic or otherwise anti-altruistic, "Satanic" interests, efforts and preferences.
"I think I'll call up Anton, unless - Luciforbid - he's renounced modern technology and become a bearded Luddite!"

"Crap! This thing needs fresh batteries. Grab the ones out of Grandma's heart monitor if, Luciforbid, there are no more new AA's in the fridge!"
Tronabe Trah-nuh-bee - noun - Someone who is either comically incapable of throwing a frisbee, or who is obsessed with one of the various flying-disc-based "sports" such as "Ultimate Frisbee" or "Frisbee Golf".

alt: Tron-na-be
Quit being such a Tronabe and wasting every Saturday discing around with your lame Frisbee Golf friends!
Tronabe by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister November 21, 2013

techthetics 

Techthetics (tech·thet·ics) noun
1. A set of principles concerned with the confluence* of technology and aesthetics, or simply put form & function.

2. The study and criticism of the manner in which these two design ethics are prioritized & balanced when expressed in combination - whether manifest in a physical form (a product or a tool or even a work of art) or in less tangible designs (as in a method, system or functional group / network of individuals) - these can all be examples of the embodiment of those two often disparate, sometimes harmonic creative forces. -N. Hollis Duke (me)

*a situation in which two things come together or happen at the same time.
"Many would argue that Jonathan Ives is the living embodiment of ideal techthetics."
One who is unable to use the proper spelling of the word "two" as opposed to "too" or "to".
"I have two go too the store too buy to tacos, okay Stoopid?" "Sure, ya Twotard!"