Mystikal 234's definitions

Chewing his face off

When someone has had that much Amphetamine that there mouth drys up and they uncontrollably chew the air. It looks like they are trying to chew their face off

Shit she was fucked, literally chewing his face off on drugs

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

Locomotion

To place ones hand in a vagina with a closed fist

Dude, she was that horny i ended up giving her the locomotion. She jizzed all over my arm

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

balls the size of a fighting dog

When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog”

A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

got the strength of a drowning man

An example of an individual with extra ordinary strength.

He fought us off well, he’s got the strength of a drowning man

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

fuck my tin hat

A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.

Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

you tayter

Term used in Derbyshire to show affection towards a cocker spaniel. When the cocker spaniel refuses to come back on recall demand,

“Tess! Tess! Come back! You Tayter!

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024