Sandbagging

Sandbagging is where a man has sex on a beach or other sandy location

Andy sandbagged her on the beach. “Craig” what did you and Rachel do last night? Andy” just a bit of gentle sandbagging whilst listening to the waves”

by Mystikal 234 January 19, 2021

you tayter

Term used in Derbyshire to show affection towards a cocker spaniel. When the cocker spaniel refuses to come back on recall demand,

“Tess! Tess! Come back! You Tayter!

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth

Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

Locomotion

To place ones hand in a vagina with a closed fist

Dude, she was that horny i ended up giving her the locomotion. She jizzed all over my arm

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

Every which way since Sunday

When a girl is fucked very athletically all over the house, every day of the week when she first has starts to have sex with her boyfriend

I remember when we first got together, i fucked her every which way since Sunday

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

balls the size of a fighting dog

When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog”

A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

scrote power

The power given to those who are absolute scum of society. Even if hit by a car, lick toilet seats or get electricuted stealing copper cable, miraculously survive.

He jumped out of the third floor window to get sway from cops, luckily for him he used he scrote powers and was unscathed.

by Mystikal 234 February 19, 2021