Mysterywriter14's definitions

Ed Sheeran

Lad from Suffolk who has a few number 1 albums and songs and then fucks off for a few years. The cycle repeats.

Person 1: Did you hear that Ed Sheeran song today?

Person 2: yeah for the 13256th time

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Rodri

Master of cdmenomics. Loves a thunder bastard and here and there

Rodri only scores bangers

by Mysterywriter14 November 21, 2021

Dormston

School in the West Midlands that is ok but there is better

I go to Dormston school

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Little Mix

A very successful British girlband consisting ofJesy nelson, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall and Leigh-Anne Pinnock.

There are 4 members of little mix

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Nicolas Otamendi

A shit defender. A lamppost could defend better and for god sake don’t put him with John Stones as you might as well pour acid in your eyes. Ideal if you want to let in 2-3 goals a match.

He’s as shit as Nicolas Otamendi

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Bum Bag

British word for Fanny Pack as fanny means vagina in Britain so it wouldn’t really work.

It’s a bum bag not a fanny pack mate.

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Chicken

A big cock that you eat.

I’ve just eaten some chicken

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020