Vincent Kompany

Captain.Leader.Legend. A great Belgian footballer and captain of Manchester City from 2011-2019.

Ohh ohh. Captain marvel. Where do you want your statue Vincent Kompany? Where others failed he nailed. A thunderbolt strike from Vincent Kompany

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Lewis Capaldi

An absolute legend. The Scottish Beyoncé. Makes loads of hits.

Lewis Capaldi makes fucking bangers

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Rodri

Master of cdmenomics. Loves a thunder bastard and here and there

Rodri only scores bangers

by Mysterywriter14 November 22, 2021

Bollocks

1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks”

2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used

3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”

Oh bollocks I forgot

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Cock

James May’s favourite word

“Oh cock!”

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Racist Uncle Rob

We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940

Can racist uncle rob keep his mouth shut?

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Big cock

Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.

Your weird friend probably has one.

Callum’s got a big cock

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020