Mysterywriter14's definitions

Lewis Capaldi

An absolute legend. The Scottish Beyoncé. Makes loads of hits.

Lewis Capaldi makes fucking bangers

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Vincent Kompany

Captain.Leader.Legend. A great Belgian footballer and captain of Manchester City from 2011-2019.

Ohh ohh. Captain marvel. Where do you want your statue Vincent Kompany? Where others failed he nailed. A thunderbolt strike from Vincent Kompany

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Chicken nuggets

Battered chicken cut into weird shapes

I just ordered some chicken nuggets

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Ruben Dias

The Lord himself. Leads his disciples to victory and trophies. Absolute bargain from Benfica. All hail Lord Dias

Ruben Dias is the Lord and we are his disciples .

by Mysterywriter14 May 15, 2021

Chicken

A big cock that you eat.

I’ve just eaten some chicken

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Bum Bag

British word for Fanny Pack as fanny means vagina in Britain so it wouldn’t really work.

It’s a bum bag not a fanny pack mate.

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

fernandinho

Great player for Manchester City but be warned if you put him in your fantasy premier league he gets a complimentary yellow card every match.

He’s got a yellow card like Fernandinho

by Mysterywriter14 January 13, 2020