Rodri

Master of cdmenomics. Loves a thunder bastard and here and there

Rodri only scores bangers

by Mysterywriter14 November 21, 2021

Dormston

School in the West Midlands that is ok but there is better

I go to Dormston school

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Arsehole

The thing that’s attached to you that you shit out of

I just did a massive shit out of my arsehole

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Big cock

Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.

Your weird friend probably has one.

Callum’s got a big cock

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Chicken

A big cock that you eat.

I’ve just eaten some chicken

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

fernandinho

Great player for Manchester City but be warned if you put him in your fantasy premier league he gets a complimentary yellow card every match.

He’s got a yellow card like Fernandinho

by Mysterywriter14 January 13, 2020