Definitions by Mysterywriter14

Bollocks

1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks”

2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used

3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”

Oh bollocks I forgot

Bollocks by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Cock 

James May’s favourite word

“Oh cock!”

Cock by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Bernardo Silva 

A fucking baller. Currently plays for Manchester City and the Portuguese National team.

“Bernardo Silva , running down the wing Silva, makes the blue boys sing Silva, we’re on our way to Istanbul”

Bernardo Silva by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Steven Gerrard 

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

Steven Gerrard by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Little Mix 

A very successful British girlband consisting ofJesy nelson, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall and Leigh-Anne Pinnock.

There are 4 members of little mix

Little Mix by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Racist Uncle Rob 

We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940

Can racist uncle rob keep his mouth shut?

Racist Uncle Rob by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

fernandinho 

Great player for Manchester City but be warned if you put him in your fantasy premier league he gets a complimentary yellow card every match.

He’s got a yellow card like Fernandinho

fernandinho by Mysterywriter14 January 13, 2020