21 definitions by Mysterywriter14

Racist Uncle Rob

We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940

Can racist uncle rob keep his mouth shut?

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Lewis Capaldi

An absolute legend. The Scottish Beyoncé. Makes loads of hits.

Lewis Capaldi makes fucking bangers

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Cock

James May’s favourite word

“Oh cock!”

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Bum Bag

British word for Fanny Pack as fanny means vagina in Britain so it wouldn’t really work.

It’s a bum bag not a fanny pack mate.

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Dormston

School in the West Midlands that is ok but there is better

I go to Dormston school

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Vincent Kompany

Captain.Leader.Legend. A great Belgian footballer and captain of Manchester City from 2011-2019.

Ohh ohh. Captain marvel. Where do you want your statue Vincent Kompany? Where others failed he nailed. A thunderbolt strike from Vincent Kompany

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Big cock

Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.

Your weird friend probably has one.

Callum’s got a big cock

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020