My name's definitions

jimi hendrix

Greatest guitarist of all time. Hendrix got his first guitar when he was 11, and hhad to play it upside down since there were no left handed guitars. Grew up to be one of, if no the best musican of the 60's, and still kicks ass today. If you think Jimi Hendrix sucks, you ought to be shot.

guy1:"Man, jimi hendrix sucks. Slash is t3h 1337 4w350mn355!1!!!111"
guy2"You ought to be shot, dumbass fucktard."

by My name April 22, 2005

Chairman Meow

A fucking awesome name for a cat.

If I had a cat, he'd be named Chairman Meow.

by My name June 11, 2006

computergangster

Someone so 1337, that their computer skill is equivalent of a real world gangster.

Damn dude, I know you're good, but that guy who just pwnd you is a downright computergangster!

by my name May 6, 2005

american eagle outfitters

A shitty clothing store run by racist white people. Don't believe me? Answer me this--have you ever seen a black or Latino guy working at an American Eagle Outfitters? I thought not.

Shop at American Eagle Outfitters and you're supporting communism.

by My name August 2, 2006

indiana

State in the midwest. Largest export corn and the christian coalition. Embaressment of all youth who reside in state. State featuring such notable cities as Gary Kokomo and Indianapolis. See Kokomo for definition of racism.

Gee I'm so Imbarresed to live in Indiana. Kokomo was the site of the largest KKK gathering in history.

by my name August 9, 2004

Nigga Technology

Useless, pointless technology invented for the apparent purpose of prolonging a simple task beyond the length of time it should take. Nigga Technology is always used by a nigga, nigga meaning ignorant muthafucka.

Originally heard on the "Let's Nab Oprah" episode of The Boondocks

"You mean aside from the fact that texting is the stupidest fucking thing in the world? I mean, why would anyone in their right mind spend fifteen minutes tryin' to type some shit they could've called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs! Which I just don't approve of. Fuck, I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read nothin' that a motherfucker typed with they thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by someone's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just Nigga Technology anyway."- Gin Rummy

by My name May 1, 2006

clintonista

A devoted (read: rabid) supporter of Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential contests. Could be extended to a rabid supporter of any Clinton.

See also: Obamaniac

Dude, did you hear what James Carville said about Richardson being Judas?

Yeah, Carville's a diehard Clintonista. Don't pay him any attention.

by My Name April 22, 2008