My name's definitions

american eagle outfitters

A shitty clothing store run by racist white people. Don't believe me? Answer me this--have you ever seen a black or Latino guy working at an American Eagle Outfitters? I thought not.

Shop at American Eagle Outfitters and you're supporting communism.

by My name August 2, 2006

Bushophobe

A person who rears or dislikes George W. Bush.

Anybody that dislokes Bush is a bushophobe.

by My name August 27, 2004

berber carpet

North african pussy. Uh...that's it. I need 20 letters, so this is just filler.

I love the smell of berber carpet in the morning. Smells like...action.

by My name July 18, 2006

Nigga Technology

Useless, pointless technology invented for the apparent purpose of prolonging a simple task beyond the length of time it should take. Nigga Technology is always used by a nigga, nigga meaning ignorant muthafucka.

Originally heard on the "Let's Nab Oprah" episode of The Boondocks

"You mean aside from the fact that texting is the stupidest fucking thing in the world? I mean, why would anyone in their right mind spend fifteen minutes tryin' to type some shit they could've called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs! Which I just don't approve of. Fuck, I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read nothin' that a motherfucker typed with they thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by someone's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just Nigga Technology anyway."- Gin Rummy

by My name May 1, 2006

qwim

A slang word for a person of unknown sexual orientation.

Or a good word to call someone who annoys you to confuse them - cos they won't know what it means.

"My flatmate is a right qwim"

or

"You might be cleverer than me, richer, funnier and better looking but at least i am not a qwim"

by My name January 4, 2004

Germany or Florida

On the radio show "Loveline". (people in Los Angeles, it's on KROQ at 10PM). Callers give a story to the hosts (and guest/s) and they guess if it took place in Germany or Florida.

Man loses genitalia to necrosis by constriction---Germany

by My name December 6, 2003

Health Inspector

A large black man with a penis that stretches down to the floor who hangs out in prison showers waiting to anally rape the smaller prisoners. Featured in an episode of The Boondocks where Tom DuBois had a dream where he went to jail and dropped the soap in front of the Health Inspector.

"Nah, nah nigga, you ain't finished. I've been watching you. You ain't washed behind yo ears or nothin'. Look at me, see how I'm all clean and glistenin' and shit? That's hygiene nigga. You can call me the health inspecta. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!! "-The Health Inspector

by My name June 24, 2006