My name's definitions

american eagle outfitters

A shitty clothing store run by racist white people. Don't believe me? Answer me this--have you ever seen a black or Latino guy working at an American Eagle Outfitters? I thought not.

Shop at American Eagle Outfitters and you're supporting communism.

by My name August 2, 2006

Chairman Meow

A fucking awesome name for a cat.

If I had a cat, he'd be named Chairman Meow.

by My name June 11, 2006

Hyman Memorial Stadium

A stadium located in the game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Rockstar named the building the Hyman Memorial Stadium as a sex joke, obviously enough. However it is unknown if the misspelling of hymen was intentional or not. Regardless, it's still funny the first time you see it.

The Hyman Memorial Stadium is located in the northeastern corner of Vice City, about 2 blocks east of the Downtown Ammunation. You should see a large concrete sign that reads "Hyman Memorial Stadium" in the grass.

by My name June 11, 2006

Project for the New American Century

A Neo-Conservative Manifesto conjured up by Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Perle and others as a way to put rule of the entire world under the arm of the future militaristic dictatorship of the United States of America.

See also: PNAC

"The Project for the New American Century is a non-profit educational organization dedicated to a few fundamental propositions: that American leadership is good both for America and for the world; and that such leadership requires military strength, diplomatic energy and commitment to moral principle."

Takan from their offical website.

by My name June 15, 2006

Health Inspector

A large black man with a penis that stretches down to the floor who hangs out in prison showers waiting to anally rape the smaller prisoners. Featured in an episode of The Boondocks where Tom DuBois had a dream where he went to jail and dropped the soap in front of the Health Inspector.

"Nah, nah nigga, you ain't finished. I've been watching you. You ain't washed behind yo ears or nothin'. Look at me, see how I'm all clean and glistenin' and shit? That's hygiene nigga. You can call me the health inspecta. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!! "-The Health Inspector

by My name June 24, 2006

American Economy

The only economy in the world that thrives on disease and death. Currently in a bit of a downward spiral thanks to the resident dumbass, George Bush

Cigarettes, Liquor, Guns, and Fast Food. Remove one of these key elements from the American economy, and it will crash. It's fact.

by My name April 19, 2006

Greenpeace

Was once an organization of well-rounded human beings asking the world's governments to take care of the environment. However, it was quickly overtaken by communazis, and thusly became an anti-government organization, obsessed with lying to people, making shit up, and scaring them shitless in order to sign some fucking petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, or water.

50% of the world's species are not going to be extinct in the next 20 years. The logging industry is not destroying the planet. Global Warming will not raise the Earth's temperature by 15 degrees in the next 10 years. Learn your fucking facts Greenpeace.

by My name April 23, 2006