My dictionary284's definitions

Number 1

Number one is a number. Why the hell are you looking this up?

"Hey, your number 1!"

by My dictionary284 March 18, 2020

Josh

A great and sexy man. If you EVER get him, keep him. He is a great man. He loves sports but always thinks about you before ANYTHING.

"Is that a Josh?"
"Yep, and he's a keeper"

by My dictionary284 March 20, 2020

Josh

A very hot and sexy man. He's a keeper.

"Is that a Josh?"
"Yep, and he's a keeper!"

by My dictionary284 March 20, 2020

VSCO girl

Cute but really big dumb asses. They LOVE to say andioup, sksksksksksksk, and "SAVE THE TURTLES!". They always wear baggy clothes, have scrunchies, and hydro flasks. BEWARE!!!!!!

"Is she a VSCO girl? You better let her go."
"Jeez... I think I will!"

by My dictionary284 March 20, 2020

Get out of jail free card

something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.

"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

Get out of jail free card

Something you don't have. And I don't have.

"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

Lmao

There are two versions... here you go:
1. Laughing My Ass Of... usaully used in text, simaler to LOL.
2. Lick Me All Over... used sexaully.

1: LMAO that's so funny! I always knew he had a small thang!
2: Lmao baby, don't be shy.

by My dictionary284 March 13, 2021