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Hit My Phone

Usaully means to call me, and mainly used for sexaul things.

"Hey, did you just talk to Megan?"
"Yeah! I said to hit my phone and she said for me to make sure to hit her phone"
"Oof. You bagged a WILD one"

Hit My Phone by My dictionary284 March 13, 2021

Lmao

There are two versions... here you go:
1. Laughing My Ass Of... usaully used in text, simaler to LOL.
2. Lick Me All Over... used sexaully.

1: LMAO that's so funny! I always knew he had a small thang!
2: Lmao baby, don't be shy.

Lmao by My dictionary284 March 13, 2021

Get out of jail free card

Something you don't have. And I don't have.

"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"

Get out of jail free card by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

Get out of jail free card

something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.

"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"

Get out of jail free card by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

Josh 

A great and sexy man. If you EVER get him, keep him. He is a great man. He loves sports but always thinks about you before ANYTHING.

"Is that a Josh?"
"Yep, and he's a keeper"

Josh by My dictionary284 March 20, 2020

Josh 

A very hot and sexy man. He's a keeper.

"Is that a Josh?"
"Yep, and he's a keeper!"

Josh by My dictionary284 March 20, 2020

VSCO girl 

Cute but really big dumb asses. They LOVE to say andioup, sksksksksksksk, and "SAVE THE TURTLES!". They always wear baggy clothes, have scrunchies, and hydro flasks. BEWARE!!!!!!

"Is she a VSCO girl? You better let her go."
"Jeez... I think I will!"

VSCO girl by My dictionary284 March 20, 2020