My dictionary284's definitions

Get out of jail free card

something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.

"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

Lmao

There are two versions... here you go:
1. Laughing My Ass Of... usaully used in text, simaler to LOL.
2. Lick Me All Over... used sexaully.

1: LMAO that's so funny! I always knew he had a small thang!
2: Lmao baby, don't be shy.

by My dictionary284 March 13, 2021

Hit My Phone

Usaully means to call me, and mainly used for sexaul things.

"Hey, did you just talk to Megan?"
"Yeah! I said to hit my phone and she said for me to make sure to hit her phone"
"Oof. You bagged a WILD one"

by My dictionary284 March 13, 2021

Number 1

Number one is a number. Why the hell are you looking this up?

"Hey, your number 1!"

by My dictionary284 March 18, 2020

Josh

A very hot and sexy man. He's a keeper.

"Is that a Josh?"
"Yep, and he's a keeper!"

by My dictionary284 March 20, 2020

Get out of jail free card

Something you don't have. And I don't have.

"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

Josh

A great and sexy man. If you EVER get him, keep him. He is a great man. He loves sports but always thinks about you before ANYTHING.

"Is that a Josh?"
"Yep, and he's a keeper"

by My dictionary284 March 20, 2020