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Definitions by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus

How stupid people spell the word genius
Tom: Michael, you are a fucking idiot

Michael: No, I'm a genious, you retard

Tom: It's spelt G-E-N-I-U-S...SO WHO'S THE RETARD NOW

Michael: whatever, I'm still a genious

Tom: If by Genious, you mean retard, than you would be correct

Michael: Your retarted

Tom: you can't even spell retarded right, you moron. And it's You're, not Your. Your is possessive.
genious by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus September 16, 2012

Spinnernet1

One of the biggest nerds in the "YWC" (YouTube Wrestling Community). Had the nerve to e-beg for money from his gay ass fanboys to fix his car. He looks and sounds like an overgrown Steve Urkel, and even was caught on Skype talking about how much he hates blacks and Jews when he's black himself. He even stated that he wished he had enough money so he can bleach his skin white, because he felt white on the inside.
Joe: Hey Mike, going to watch the Spinnernet1 video with me?
Mike: No, I don't like e-beggars, I don't like bums, I don't like dorks, and I don't like self-loatheing racists.
Joe: He's the best ever, I gave him 100 dollars for his car
Mike: You sucker
(Mike punches Joe in the face for being a mentally challenged fanboy)

spot monkey

A professional wrestler who relies mostly or entirely on high spots to wow the fans, but rarely has any technical ability. There is a difference between a high flyer and a spot monkey. High fliers generally have technical skills and/or brawling skills to back up their high flying moves, while spot monkeys generally are just acrobats with little to no actual wrestling talent.
Dale: Are you going to watch the Jack Evans match?
Scott: He's a spot monkey, but I'll still watch it since he has a good opponent that can carry him and make him look good
Not to be confused with Ice Wine which is cheap ass generic wine poured over ice. Icewine is a type of wine that is ONLY made in Canada. It is actually made from taking grapes that are frozen by the first major frost and crushed while still frozen to extract the juices. It is gaining in popularity all over the world, but especially in Canada itself. Icewine generally costs anywhere from 19 dollars Canadian on up depending on the brand and quality of the product.
Joe: You going to drink some cheap Boone's wine tonight
Scott: Hell no, that shit is awful, I'm going to drink some genuine Canadian Icewine
icewine by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 27, 2010
A sick freak that is the worst kind of person in the world next to a child molester. Contrary to belief, rape isn't about sex, but about a feeling of control and power over someone (most often a woman) Rapists fall in between child molester (the worst) and terrorist (the third worst) in the top ten SCUMBAGS list
Earl: Hey, Scott, did you hear about Douglas

Scott: No, what about him?

Earl: He was arrested for rape, and plead guilty

Scott: Rapists are worse than terrorists

Earl: Yup, indeed they are.
Rapist by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 1, 2010

Mitsuharu Misawa 

Legendary Japanese Puroresu (professional wrestling) star in Japan who died in the ring in 2009 after taking a backdrop suplex in a tag team match. He died of a cracked spine. Misawa has the destinction of having more official five star matches from The Wrestling Observer than any wrestler in history (over 20). Misawa also was the second incarnation of the legendary Tiger Mask. He took the gimmick from Satoru Sayama. He was one of the founfers of Pro Wrestling NOAH, one of the big three wrestling promotions in Japan today.
Joe: Hey Scott, you going to watch Chavo Guerrero vs. Goldust tonight

Scott: No, I'm watching the classic five star match between Mitsuharu Misawa and Toshiaki Kawada from the AJPW Carnival of Champions 1994

Internet Wrestling Community 

Internet Wrestling Community (IWC for short). One of the biggest cop out phrases in all of wrestling. Newsflash, if you are online and looking at this definition and are a wrestling fan, even if you only watch WWE, YOU ARE THE IWC. This is not 1997 where less than 20 percent of wrestling fans have internet access, this is the 2010's where 99 percent of fans have access online. So if you are a wrestling fan, have online access, talk about wrestling at all on any website forum or YouTube, guess what, YOU ARE THE INTERNET WRESTLING COMMUNITY.

What those elitist fans (smarks) should be called is Internet Smarks, because IWC is such a copout and if you are talking about the elitist and say the Internet Wrestling Community, you are in fact saying that 99 percent of wrestling fans are elitist pricks.
Jason: Scott, you members of the Internet Wrestling Community are all the same.
Scott: IWC is such a copout, and I'm not even a smark
Jason: you go online and talk about pro wrestling
Scott: You do too, so what's your point?
Jason: My point is that you are a member of the Internet Wrestling Community
Scott: So are you, if you have access to the internet and talk about wrestling online, you are the IWC.