My Minecraft Isn't working's definitions

Present

How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.

Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.

by My Minecraft Isn't working October 27, 2020

bait

Basic girl who is bait for hilarious pranks.

Look, there are ten baits taking a picture for Snapchat, lets photobomb it!

by My Minecraft Isn't working November 24, 2017

I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 3, 2019

Sniperwolfed

When you talk shit about something but then do it

"Hey did you see that new Sniperwolf video about her nosejob?"
"What about that video where she said she never got plastic surgery and talked shit about people who did it?"
"Guess she Sniperwolfed herself."

by My Minecraft Isn't working November 13, 2018