Definitions by My Minecraft Isn't working

Present 

How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.

Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.

Present by My Minecraft Isn't working October 27, 2020

I need assistance 

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

I need assistance by My Minecraft Isn't working July 3, 2019

Sniperwolfed 

When you talk shit about something but then do it

"Hey did you see that new Sniperwolf video about her nosejob?"
"What about that video where she said she never got plastic surgery and talked shit about people who did it?"
"Guess she Sniperwolfed herself."

Sniperwolfed by My Minecraft Isn't working November 13, 2018

bait

Basic girl who is bait for hilarious pranks.

Look, there are ten baits taking a picture for Snapchat, lets photobomb it!

bait by My Minecraft Isn't working November 24, 2017