Muttemor's definitions
The act of grouping people you hate together as if they were all the same person; usually giving them all the same disparaging handle or slur.
"How is it that all you conservatives are racist nazis?"
"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"
"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"
"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"
"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"
by Muttemor September 3, 2022
Get the Lump-Summing mug.My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.
by Muttemor August 17, 2024
Get the Wrench Wench mug.An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s to describe a female (or male) who who is adorable in a sexually attractive kind of way, by older straight men (or older straight women).
The word like 'Stud-Muffin' can be either a laudative, a tease or even a derogative depending on its' use and context. The phrase 'Cutie' refers to 'cute' and the phrase 'Pie' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'Sweet and Tasty'.
The phrase can also be used to cheer up an individual who has poor body image by someone you cares about them or is trying to be nice.
The word like 'Stud-Muffin' can be either a laudative, a tease or even a derogative depending on its' use and context. The phrase 'Cutie' refers to 'cute' and the phrase 'Pie' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'Sweet and Tasty'.
The phrase can also be used to cheer up an individual who has poor body image by someone you cares about them or is trying to be nice.
1)
Bill walked over to the bar, looking over at a young little thing who had to be at least 15 years his junior, summing up his confidence he told her, "Hey Cutie-Pie, can I uh... buy you a drink?"
She merely looked over to him, a little judgemental at first, but with a deep sigh in her mind, she simply replied, "sure stud, why not..."
2)
Lilly looked at herself in the mirror, crying softly as all her flaws made themselves known to her, crying at her 'misfortune', however Tommy never saw these flaws, he saw only the beauty of what lay about them, but one piece of her whole as he held her tightly and teased, "what's the matter Cutie-Pie, I know I'm not all that pretty, but you don't need to cry about it?"
Lilly simply laughed at his silly boyish remarks calling him, "stupid..." as they sat there alone in the darkness.
Bill walked over to the bar, looking over at a young little thing who had to be at least 15 years his junior, summing up his confidence he told her, "Hey Cutie-Pie, can I uh... buy you a drink?"
She merely looked over to him, a little judgemental at first, but with a deep sigh in her mind, she simply replied, "sure stud, why not..."
2)
Lilly looked at herself in the mirror, crying softly as all her flaws made themselves known to her, crying at her 'misfortune', however Tommy never saw these flaws, he saw only the beauty of what lay about them, but one piece of her whole as he held her tightly and teased, "what's the matter Cutie-Pie, I know I'm not all that pretty, but you don't need to cry about it?"
Lilly simply laughed at his silly boyish remarks calling him, "stupid..." as they sat there alone in the darkness.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
Get the Cutie-Pie mug.A prude of the highest order; a super prude.
Someone who withholds sex even after marriage.
Someone who refuses to sleep with you even after you buy them the whole damn bar or spread your legs so wide open you can see your future children together.
Someone who withholds sex even after marriage.
Someone who refuses to sleep with you even after you buy them the whole damn bar or spread your legs so wide open you can see your future children together.
Jacky: *kisses him*
Joey: *pushes her away* "I told you I can't, it isn't my fault you're such a whore."
Jacky: yeah well, you're worst than a whore, you're like a fucking anti-whore!!!
Joey: *pushes her away* "I told you I can't, it isn't my fault you're such a whore."
Jacky: yeah well, you're worst than a whore, you're like a fucking anti-whore!!!
by Muttemor December 21, 2020
Get the Anti-Whore mug.Burhemoth (Burr-hee-mawth)
Conjuction for: Behemoth Burrito; also spelt burrhemoth for emphasis.
A burhemoth is the result when you order a regular menu item but ad to or double the items already inside of it and the taco shop guy is forced to use a second (or more) tortilla/s to accomplish the task of rolling it. Generally the resulting outcome is a 5 to 10lb burrito the size of a newborn baby or a 'behemoth' burrito.
Making one is easy l, but eating it is another story... but needless to say if you like the taco shop you bought it at... it will be epically delicious.
Conjuction for: Behemoth Burrito; also spelt burrhemoth for emphasis.
A burhemoth is the result when you order a regular menu item but ad to or double the items already inside of it and the taco shop guy is forced to use a second (or more) tortilla/s to accomplish the task of rolling it. Generally the resulting outcome is a 5 to 10lb burrito the size of a newborn baby or a 'behemoth' burrito.
Making one is easy l, but eating it is another story... but needless to say if you like the taco shop you bought it at... it will be epically delicious.
Me: I want a California Burrito with extra beans-
Barrista: It doesn't come with beans, do you want to ad beans?
Me: yes, ad beans and I want extra sour cream and guac as well and make sure they ad extra beans to that... and American Guac not Mexican.
Barista: Ok...
15 minutes later
Barista: <laughs>
Me: what?
Barista: oh nothing, that's just a huge burrito.
Me: I know right, it's a burhemoth.
Barrista: It doesn't come with beans, do you want to ad beans?
Me: yes, ad beans and I want extra sour cream and guac as well and make sure they ad extra beans to that... and American Guac not Mexican.
Barista: Ok...
15 minutes later
Barista: <laughs>
Me: what?
Barista: oh nothing, that's just a huge burrito.
Me: I know right, it's a burhemoth.
by Muttemor October 29, 2017
Get the burhemoth mug.Adjetive: The qualities of a person that are not their own which they attained through wealth or from a personal status. (Ie. clothing, jewlry, vehicles, makeovers, amenities, inheritance, family reputation and wealth).
Verb: Sparlin'; the effect of showing off 'sparkle' qualities to others.
Opposite of: Shine; shinin'
Verb: Sparlin'; the effect of showing off 'sparkle' qualities to others.
Opposite of: Shine; shinin'
Wow that Paris Hilton sure is glamorous...
Yeah but you know it's all just sparkle and not shine right?
Yeah but you know it's all just sparkle and not shine right?
by Muttemor September 30, 2014
Get the Sparkle mug.A filler word used repeatedly by individuals, like the words 'like' and 'stuff' or various curse words. Often times the speaker has no idea they are saying it until you bring it up. It is also a sign that the speaker isn't actively speaking and probably talking from the top of their head. This often makes them seem 'awkward' or 'unintelligent'. Ironically, often times these individuals are the smartest people we know...
Jacob: Basically, I grew up in California, and basically liked to eat Mexican food. Which basically tasted good; if you like that stuff, basically."
Jason: You know you use the word 'basically' a lot right?
Jacob: Do I sorry...
Jason: You know you use the word 'basically' a lot right?
Jacob: Do I sorry...
by Muttemor September 28, 2014
Get the Basically mug.