My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.
by Muttemor August 17, 2024
A female character in a story (usually fiction) who checks off all of the boxes of being a 'Mary Sue,' but people hypocritically refuse to acknowledge their status as one. This is due to either the story being a parody, or the character being 'likable.'
Princess Peach from the Super Mario Bros. Movie was a Mary Sue, but people claim she wasn't because they liked her a lot... let's just call her a Peachy Sue instead then.
by Muttemor April 09, 2023
A female between 30 to 50 who prowls around for younger single men, who are roughly two-thirds their own age, similar to Pumas only younger, Pumas being usually between 50 and 80 and seeking men less than half their age. Cougars with children can also be referred to as MILFs if they are hot as f*ck!
Tommy: hey man, look at Billy over there!
Carter: is that Ms. Sullivan our old math teacher?
Tommy: yeah man, God damn cougar f*ckin' gots him now!
Carter: is that Ms. Sullivan our old math teacher?
Tommy: yeah man, God damn cougar f*ckin' gots him now!
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A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.
Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.
Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'
Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!
Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'
Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!
by Muttemor May 03, 2021
The act of grouping people you hate together as if they were all the same person; usually giving them all the same disparaging handle or slur.
"How is it that all you conservatives are racist nazis?"
"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"
"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"
"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"
"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"
by Muttemor September 04, 2022