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An IFag (IFaggot) is generally anyone who uses only one brand of technology exclusively (i.e. Macintosh, Samsung, HP, Toshiba, ect.); they will generally argue their defense as being their brand is 'better' with no actual factual proof other than slogans or information obtained 'second-hand' from their fellow IFags. This shouldn't be confused with 'ICurious' users who will 'try' new brands or switch between two or more brands in order to see what they find it 'better' at the time. However, this title can be related to exclusive gamers (i.e. XBOX, PS or Nintendo), with other references such as 'gear queer' or 'techno whore'. Generally, these parties on all sides should also be avoided when making choices based on technology for personal use as most of their opinions on the matter are biased and misguided which may make others into IFag or ICurious converts.
Mark: Gee, I sure 'love' my Mac; it's soo much better than 'PC' brands <Bleh>!

Bill: really.... <rolls eyes>
Mark: What Mac is awesome and it is better cause you don't gotta' replace it every two years like

with PC's...

Bill: Dude, your such an IFag...
Mark: Whatever, you're just hatin' cause you don't got a make!
Bill: <laughs> IFaggot!
by Muttemor November 29, 2014
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Phrase used by someone in order to accept even the most 'unacceptable' situation that would normally be a load of horse shit. Only because they know they have to.
Tom: Man why do we have to pay taxes for people who don't even work?

Bob: Hey man, it is what it is.
by Muttemor September 30, 2014
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Another adorably sweet nickname for a cute, puffy and just lovely vagina...
Miss Muffet was feeling a little sore after that pound session yesterday...
by Muttemor June 22, 2021
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A word used to describe several concepts when it comes to the terms 'traps' and 'trapping'.

In anime/hentai (and predominantly weeb culture) a trap is a bishounen male character who dresses or looks effeminate to the extent they are physically attractive even to straight men, often also referred to as 'tomgirls', 'sissyboys' or 'femboys'.

In western culture traps refer to trans-women in bar-culture as trans-women who 'pass' and often times are mistaken by heterosexual men for biological women, which often leads to mixed reactions upon discovery when the heterosexual man 'picks them up at the bar'.

Another western aspect for a trap, is the act of 'trapping'; which is a form of 'bait and switch' where a heterosexual male is tricked into having sexual relations or engaging in permisquous activities with either a gay male or a trans-woman. Often through being blind-folded, cohersion, peer pressure, or predominantly through streaming activities and vis 'glory holes'.
I watched this anime the other day with my friend and I really liked this one female character, they laughed at me when I told them and said, "man, you fell for the trap!"

I went to the bar and saw this smokin' hottie sitting there at the bar, turns out she was a fuckin' trap when I brought her back home, but I was like, fuck it and hit that shit anyways!

Bill looked through the glory hole and saw Karen standing there, but it turned out to be a trap, because he was actually fucking Steve... Karen was such a bitch!
by Muttemor June 25, 2021
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1) The fear and/or irrational bias/hostility towards the idea of biggotry based on stereotypical troupes which may or may not actually be true.

2) An overemphasized dislike of bigotry, which irrationally motivates ones' own personal opinions and/or actions.

3) Utilization of anti-bigotry out of context to motivate a counter culture against those who may not have or share similarly alligned oppinions. These oppinions may or may not actually be biggoted.

4) Using the ideas of anti-bigotry and stereotypes to motivate people against others in society who are accused of such bigotry and stereotypical behavior.

5) (irrational, intentional or unintentional)Bigotry towards other forms of bigotry.
Jack claims that most (group based on race, religion, gender, age, political stance, and/or sexual orientation) people are (bigoted term/troupe) yesterday, however a majority are not. I think he might have stereophobia.

Margret says that she thinks everyone who doesn't support her views must be a bigot towards them, I think she has stereophobia.

Bob is using stereophobia to make people think there is more bigotry in this country than there actually is.
by Muttemor October 18, 2018
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An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).

Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.

The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
1)
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"

2)
Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."

Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
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Adjetive: The qualities of a person that are not their own which they attained through wealth or from a personal status. (Ie. clothing, jewlry, vehicles, makeovers, amenities, inheritance, family reputation and wealth).
Verb: Sparlin'; the effect of showing off 'sparkle' qualities to others.

Opposite of: Shine; shinin'
Wow that Paris Hilton sure is glamorous...

Yeah but you know it's all just sparkle and not shine right?
by Muttemor September 30, 2014
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