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My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.
by Muttemor August 17, 2024
Get the Wrench Wench mug.Originally coined as an insult for: Republicans, Conservatives, Libertarians, 2nd Amendment Supporters and the GOP in general by the author Stephen King in November 2022, the term was quickly embraced by those targeted by it as a 'term of endearment and pride.'
by Muttemor November 24, 2022
Get the Republic Gun mug.Someone who detests the alteration of authored works, regardless of the reasoning. An individual with an inherent belief that the author's original intent should always be respected and preserved.
Amazon recently released a new Lord of the Ring series, which they heavily altered from Tolkein's work to make it representative of 'modern' audiences, as a literary puritan, Tolkein would be turning in his grave.
by Muttemor March 5, 2024
Get the Literary Puritan mug.An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).
Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.
The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.
The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
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Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"
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Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."
Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"
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Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."
Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
Get the Stud-Muffin mug.A word used to describe several concepts when it comes to the terms 'traps' and 'trapping'.
In anime/hentai (and predominantly weeb culture) a trap is a bishounen male character who dresses or looks effeminate to the extent they are physically attractive even to straight men, often also referred to as 'tomgirls', 'sissyboys' or 'femboys'.
In western culture traps refer to trans-women in bar-culture as trans-women who 'pass' and often times are mistaken by heterosexual men for biological women, which often leads to mixed reactions upon discovery when the heterosexual man 'picks them up at the bar'.
Another western aspect for a trap, is the act of 'trapping'; which is a form of 'bait and switch' where a heterosexual male is tricked into having sexual relations or engaging in permisquous activities with either a gay male or a trans-woman. Often through being blind-folded, cohersion, peer pressure, or predominantly through streaming activities and vis 'glory holes'.
In anime/hentai (and predominantly weeb culture) a trap is a bishounen male character who dresses or looks effeminate to the extent they are physically attractive even to straight men, often also referred to as 'tomgirls', 'sissyboys' or 'femboys'.
In western culture traps refer to trans-women in bar-culture as trans-women who 'pass' and often times are mistaken by heterosexual men for biological women, which often leads to mixed reactions upon discovery when the heterosexual man 'picks them up at the bar'.
Another western aspect for a trap, is the act of 'trapping'; which is a form of 'bait and switch' where a heterosexual male is tricked into having sexual relations or engaging in permisquous activities with either a gay male or a trans-woman. Often through being blind-folded, cohersion, peer pressure, or predominantly through streaming activities and vis 'glory holes'.
I watched this anime the other day with my friend and I really liked this one female character, they laughed at me when I told them and said, "man, you fell for the trap!"
I went to the bar and saw this smokin' hottie sitting there at the bar, turns out she was a fuckin' trap when I brought her back home, but I was like, fuck it and hit that shit anyways!
Bill looked through the glory hole and saw Karen standing there, but it turned out to be a trap, because he was actually fucking Steve... Karen was such a bitch!
I went to the bar and saw this smokin' hottie sitting there at the bar, turns out she was a fuckin' trap when I brought her back home, but I was like, fuck it and hit that shit anyways!
Bill looked through the glory hole and saw Karen standing there, but it turned out to be a trap, because he was actually fucking Steve... Karen was such a bitch!
by Muttemor June 25, 2021
Get the Trap mug.Susan, SUSan or Sue, is a combination of the term SUS and the name Karen. The name is usually given to women, but can also be rewarded to a man, when they get involved in a situation, but their intentions are SUS.
Usually these individuals will take it upon themselves to call out or *fix* things (society, art, rules, language, ect...) they see as broken, wrong or morally questionable. Susans however, usually do this based on their own subjective reasoning and inherent personal bias, which is often seen as irrational to a majority of other people. Their intentions, often, usually have a negative undertone.
When called out or they feel as such, a Susan's true nature will surface; they will often get hostile about what they were REALLY trying to accomplish through their actions, which was generally something ill or divisive.
Susans cannot be reasoned with, due to their self-righteousness and the fact they are often manic or insane.
Usually these individuals will take it upon themselves to call out or *fix* things (society, art, rules, language, ect...) they see as broken, wrong or morally questionable. Susans however, usually do this based on their own subjective reasoning and inherent personal bias, which is often seen as irrational to a majority of other people. Their intentions, often, usually have a negative undertone.
When called out or they feel as such, a Susan's true nature will surface; they will often get hostile about what they were REALLY trying to accomplish through their actions, which was generally something ill or divisive.
Susans cannot be reasoned with, due to their self-righteousness and the fact they are often manic or insane.
Little Billy had just finished his drawing, he worked really hard on it, however kelly had noticed he colored in one of the characters the wrong color, so she *fixed* it for him. When Billy asked why she, 'ruined his picture', Kelly got angry at him and told him that he, 'he NEEDED to color in the characters the right way, or it was *racist*'... Kelly was being a Susan.
by Muttemor January 1, 2022
Get the Susan mug.Woke or 'being woke' is an ironic term used to define people or media. In normal circumstances the term would refer to something considered 'red-pilled' or 'heightened to a new state of awareness,' now however, the term defines being 'blue-pilled' or 'so out of touch with reality, one lives on their own plane of existence.' This sense of 'wokeness' is often characterized by an individuals unwillingness to hear outside perspectives or views, and/or to constantly deny or reject others views, regardless how rational or objective they may be. Being woke will also tend to embrace hyper-exaggerate (primarily) left-wing or progressive propaganda, talking points, and/or worldviews.
Someone who is woke will tell you, 'They are killing people!' But when you ask for evidence they will reply, 'Evidence? What do you mean? Are you not seeing what has been going on!'
I tried to watch the reboot of my favorite show as a kid, unfortunately the writers injected their woke agenda into it and it is no longer the show I remember, and instead spent most of it's time talking down to me.
Telling someone they need to believe in gender fluidity, is a woke concept with no facts to support it.
I tried to watch the reboot of my favorite show as a kid, unfortunately the writers injected their woke agenda into it and it is no longer the show I remember, and instead spent most of it's time talking down to me.
Telling someone they need to believe in gender fluidity, is a woke concept with no facts to support it.
by Muttemor October 9, 2022
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