A female who is in her 50s-70s who prowls after younger men (usually half their age or less), Pumas are similar to Cougars except they have progressed to the to a stage just beyond their prime (30-50) Puma's with grandchildren are often referred to as a GILF if she happens to be hot as f*ck!
Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Marcus: Damn man, you see old lady Jenkins!
Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!
Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!
Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
by Muttemor May 14, 2021
Related to term:
Faggot
Acronym:
Flamboyantly Annoying Guy
Derogatory:
1. A word used to describe a male who is not gay, but acts like a preteen girl.
2. A word used to describe a male who is gay and acts like a crazy preteen girl.
3. A word used to describe all homosexuals by homosexual bigots.
Other definitions:
4. A cigarette in Britain.
5. A bundle of sticks.
Faggot
Acronym:
Flamboyantly Annoying Guy
Derogatory:
1. A word used to describe a male who is not gay, but acts like a preteen girl.
2. A word used to describe a male who is gay and acts like a crazy preteen girl.
3. A word used to describe all homosexuals by homosexual bigots.
Other definitions:
4. A cigarette in Britain.
5. A bundle of sticks.
1)
Bill: "Why'd she have to leave me!?" (in tears)
Brad: "Dude seriously, stop being a fag."
2)
Sheila: "Did you see Perez at the Ms. America pageant last night?"
Jane: "Yeah he set gays back like ten years; he's such a fag."
3)
Larry: "Dude hold my hand."
Chuck: "Hold your hand, what do I look like a FAG!?"
4)
Nigel: "Today sucked, Christ I need a nice long fag."
5)
Mike: "Boss I'm tired."
Bob: "I don't give a sh*t, now take that next fag and put it in the wood chipper."
Bill: "Why'd she have to leave me!?" (in tears)
Brad: "Dude seriously, stop being a fag."
2)
Sheila: "Did you see Perez at the Ms. America pageant last night?"
Jane: "Yeah he set gays back like ten years; he's such a fag."
3)
Larry: "Dude hold my hand."
Chuck: "Hold your hand, what do I look like a FAG!?"
4)
Nigel: "Today sucked, Christ I need a nice long fag."
5)
Mike: "Boss I'm tired."
Bob: "I don't give a sh*t, now take that next fag and put it in the wood chipper."
by Muttemor September 28, 2014
A prude of the highest order; a super prude.
Someone who withholds sex even after marriage.
Someone who refuses to sleep with you even after you buy them the whole damn bar or spread your legs so wide open you can see your future children together.
Someone who withholds sex even after marriage.
Someone who refuses to sleep with you even after you buy them the whole damn bar or spread your legs so wide open you can see your future children together.
Jacky: *kisses him*
Joey: *pushes her away* "I told you I can't, it isn't my fault you're such a whore."
Jacky: yeah well, you're worst than a whore, you're like a fucking anti-whore!!!
Joey: *pushes her away* "I told you I can't, it isn't my fault you're such a whore."
Jacky: yeah well, you're worst than a whore, you're like a fucking anti-whore!!!
by Muttemor December 22, 2020
Originally coined as an insult for: Republicans, Conservatives, Libertarians, 2nd Amendment Supporters and the GOP in general by the author Stephen King in November 2022, the term was quickly embraced by those targeted by it as a 'term of endearment and pride.'
by Muttemor November 24, 2022
Phrase used by someone in order to accept even the most 'unacceptable' situation that would normally be a load of horse shit. Only because they know they have to.
by Muttemor September 30, 2014
Someone who detests the alteration of authored works, regardless of the reasoning. An individual with an inherent belief that the author's original intent should always be respected and preserved.
Amazon recently released a new Lord of the Ring series, which they heavily altered from Tolkein's work to make it representative of 'modern' audiences, as a literary puritan, Tolkein would be turning in his grave.
by Muttemor March 06, 2024
Woke or 'being woke' is an ironic term used to define people or media. In normal circumstances the term would refer to something considered 'red-pilled' or 'heightened to a new state of awareness,' now however, the term defines being 'blue-pilled' or 'so out of touch with reality, one lives on their own plane of existence.' This sense of 'wokeness' is often characterized by an individuals unwillingness to hear outside perspectives or views, and/or to constantly deny or reject others views, regardless how rational or objective they may be. Being woke will also tend to embrace hyper-exaggerate (primarily) left-wing or progressive propaganda, talking points, and/or worldviews.
Someone who is woke will tell you, 'They are killing people!' But when you ask for evidence they will reply, 'Evidence? What do you mean? Are you not seeing what has been going on!'
I tried to watch the reboot of my favorite show as a kid, unfortunately the writers injected their woke agenda into it and it is no longer the show I remember, and instead spent most of it's time talking down to me.
Telling someone they need to believe in gender fluidity, is a woke concept with no facts to support it.
I tried to watch the reboot of my favorite show as a kid, unfortunately the writers injected their woke agenda into it and it is no longer the show I remember, and instead spent most of it's time talking down to me.
Telling someone they need to believe in gender fluidity, is a woke concept with no facts to support it.
by Muttemor October 10, 2022