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Tweeb

A compound word stemming from multiple definitions.

1) Twerp/Dweeb; a nerdy kid who is short, annoying as hell and lacks physical prowess.

2) Total/Dweeb; a super nerdy kid, not as bad as the *twerp* variant, so they are likable.

3) Twin/Dweeb (plural: Tweebs); the twin who is the nerdy/dorky one.

4) Twitter/Weeb; a annoying person who sees Twitter as a real fuckin' place, has embraced its culture and now lives in it.

5) Toxic/Weeb; a weeb that is so hyper-obsessively annoying, they make you want to run away from them; they like the sound of their own voice.
1) Little Billy kept bothering Sally to the extent that she pushed him and called him a 'Tweeb'.

2) Steve told Laura all about gravity and how it worked in conjuction with their bodies, Laura replied, "You're such a tweeb."

3) Jack and Dick were inseparable as some twins seldom are; Dick being the jock, enjoying sports and fast cars, Jack, well... let's just say he was the *tweeb*.

4) Milly spent too much time on Twitter, she started saying things like, "Take the L." and "LOL." aloud, it was obvious she was becoming a *Tweeb*.

5) Mike started growling at Tim for not liking his favorite anime; 'how dare he!' Mike thought, to which Tim replied, "man, stop being such a tweeb..."
by Muttemor December 8, 2021
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Media Colonization

(mēdēə kä-lə-nə-ˈzā-shən)
Verb
1. The act of a new group of individuals entering

a media space, fanbase or IP and demanding

the space be altered to accommodate their

ideas, values and/or worldviews.

2. The act of excluding and/or removing a group

of media enthusiasts or fans from a space or

fanbase through ostracization, intimidation

and/or bullying.

3. The complete alteration of a media space,

fanbase and/or IP, for the sole purpose of

catering to new fans and/or enthusiasts.
The media colonization of Disney, seems to have had a dire impact on the current state of the franchise.
by Muttemor August 22, 2022
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Puma

A female who is in her 50s-70s who prowls after younger men (usually half their age or less), Pumas are similar to Cougars except they have progressed to the to a stage just beyond their prime (30-50) Puma's with grandchildren are often referred to as a GILF if she happens to be hot as f*ck!

Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Marcus: Damn man, you see old lady Jenkins!

Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!

Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
by Muttemor May 14, 2021
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Stud-Muffin

An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).

Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.

The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
1)
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"

2)
Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."

Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
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Mackabrey

Mac-ka-brey /mac-kä-brā/

(Noun)

1. a motley assortment, featuring an abstract or messy composition or placement.
2. a group varied with unique features, traits, backgrounds and/or experiences.
3. a random and/or bizarre cluster of objects with varied appearance or purpose.

(Adjective)

1. to be uniquely odd; stand out from the norm.
2. to be quirky and/or strange.
(Noun)
1. "A mackabrey of papers and notes had littered about the floor; what a mess"
2. "They were quite an odd mackabrey; each one of them different and more bizarre than the next"
3. "There was a mackabrey of tools and utensils in the junk drawer and... some chewing gum?"

(Adjective)
1. "Her chocolates were quite mackabrey; most used nuts in their chocolates, she used dried pickles"
2. "He had been quite mackabrey; no one liked him because of his bizarre nature, but no one hated him either, because of his loving charm"
by Muttemor June 13, 2022
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It is what it is

Phrase used by someone in order to accept even the most 'unacceptable' situation that would normally be a load of horse shit. Only because they know they have to.
Tom: Man why do we have to pay taxes for people who don't even work?

Bob: Hey man, it is what it is.
by Muttemor September 30, 2014
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Woke

Woke or 'being woke' is an ironic term used to define people or media. In normal circumstances the term would refer to something considered 'red-pilled' or 'heightened to a new state of awareness,' now however, the term defines being 'blue-pilled' or 'so out of touch with reality, one lives on their own plane of existence.' This sense of 'wokeness' is often characterized by an individuals unwillingness to hear outside perspectives or views, and/or to constantly deny or reject others views, regardless how rational or objective they may be. Being woke will also tend to embrace hyper-exaggerate (primarily) left-wing or progressive propaganda, talking points, and/or worldviews.
Someone who is woke will tell you, 'They are killing people!' But when you ask for evidence they will reply, 'Evidence? What do you mean? Are you not seeing what has been going on!'

I tried to watch the reboot of my favorite show as a kid, unfortunately the writers injected their woke agenda into it and it is no longer the show I remember, and instead spent most of it's time talking down to me.

Telling someone they need to believe in gender fluidity, is a woke concept with no facts to support it.
by Muttemor October 9, 2022
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