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Literary Puritan

Someone who detests the alteration of authored works, regardless of the reasoning. An individual with an inherent belief that the author's original intent should always be respected and preserved.
Amazon recently released a new Lord of the Ring series, which they heavily altered from Tolkein's work to make it representative of 'modern' audiences, as a literary puritan, Tolkein would be turning in his grave.
by Muttemor March 5, 2024
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Lump-Summing

The act of grouping people you hate together as if they were all the same person; usually giving them all the same disparaging handle or slur.
"How is it that all you conservatives are racist nazis?"

"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"

"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"
by Muttemor September 3, 2022
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Coded

A something or someone, that has stereotypical traits based on race, gender, sex, sexual orientation or age.
I hate that character SO much! They are totally 'black coded'...
by Muttemor August 23, 2021
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Wrench Wench

The ugliest, dirtiest, greasiest bitch you've ever seen, but man... can she fix a fucking car.
My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.
by Muttemor August 17, 2024
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Mackabrey

Mac-ka-brey /mac-kä-brā/

(Noun)

1. a motley assortment, featuring an abstract or messy composition or placement.
2. a group varied with unique features, traits, backgrounds and/or experiences.
3. a random and/or bizarre cluster of objects with varied appearance or purpose.

(Adjective)

1. to be uniquely odd; stand out from the norm.
2. to be quirky and/or strange.
(Noun)
1. "A mackabrey of papers and notes had littered about the floor; what a mess"
2. "They were quite an odd mackabrey; each one of them different and more bizarre than the next"
3. "There was a mackabrey of tools and utensils in the junk drawer and... some chewing gum?"

(Adjective)
1. "Her chocolates were quite mackabrey; most used nuts in their chocolates, she used dried pickles"
2. "He had been quite mackabrey; no one liked him because of his bizarre nature, but no one hated him either, because of his loving charm"
by Muttemor June 13, 2022
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Puma

A female who is in her 50s-70s who prowls after younger men (usually half their age or less), Pumas are similar to Cougars except they have progressed to the to a stage just beyond their prime (30-50) Puma's with grandchildren are often referred to as a GILF if she happens to be hot as f*ck!

Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Marcus: Damn man, you see old lady Jenkins!

Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!

Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
by Muttemor May 14, 2021
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It is what it is

Phrase used by someone in order to accept even the most 'unacceptable' situation that would normally be a load of horse shit. Only because they know they have to.
Tom: Man why do we have to pay taxes for people who don't even work?

Bob: Hey man, it is what it is.
by Muttemor September 30, 2014
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