Muttemor's definitions

Literary Puritan

Someone who detests the alteration of authored works, regardless of the reasoning. An individual with an inherent belief that the author's original intent should always be respected and preserved.

Amazon recently released a new Lord of the Ring series, which they heavily altered from Tolkein's work to make it representative of 'modern' audiences, as a literary puritan, Tolkein would be turning in his grave.

by Muttemor March 5, 2024

Coding

The act of creating that is or labeling something or someone as coded.

I'm not good at writing, so I use coding to make all my characters... it's easier.

by Muttemor August 23, 2021

Basically

A filler word used repeatedly by individuals, like the words 'like' and 'stuff' or various curse words. Often times the speaker has no idea they are saying it until you bring it up. It is also a sign that the speaker isn't actively speaking and probably talking from the top of their head. This often makes them seem 'awkward' or 'unintelligent'. Ironically, often times these individuals are the smartest people we know...

Jacob: Basically, I grew up in California, and basically liked to eat Mexican food. Which basically tasted good; if you like that stuff, basically."

Jason: You know you use the word 'basically' a lot right?

Jacob: Do I sorry...

by Muttemor September 28, 2014

Peachy Sue

A female character in a story (usually fiction) who checks off all of the boxes of being a 'Mary Sue,' but people hypocritically refuse to acknowledge their status as one. This is due to either the story being a parody, or the character being 'likable.'

Princess Peach from the Super Mario Bros. Movie was a Mary Sue, but people claim she wasn't because they liked her a lot... let's just call her a Peachy Sue instead then.

by Muttemor April 8, 2023

Yeet Potato

A hand grenade...

What, you were hoping for something more elaborate?

I straight tossed that yeet potato and blew some shit up!

by Muttemor August 24, 2021

Magic Honey Pot

A wet pussy that is SO juicy and sweet it is literally like nectar from the Gods; I'm talkin' that finger lickin' good shit!

Also just a fun way of saying vagina...

I opened up my Magic Honey Pot and let him taste the sweet honey that spilt forth.

by Muttemor June 22, 2021

Woke

Woke or 'being woke' is an ironic term used to define people or media. In normal circumstances the term would refer to something considered 'red-pilled' or 'heightened to a new state of awareness,' now however, the term defines being 'blue-pilled' or 'so out of touch with reality, one lives on their own plane of existence.' This sense of 'wokeness' is often characterized by an individuals unwillingness to hear outside perspectives or views, and/or to constantly deny or reject others views, regardless how rational or objective they may be. Being woke will also tend to embrace hyper-exaggerate (primarily) left-wing or progressive propaganda, talking points, and/or worldviews.

Someone who is woke will tell you, 'They are killing people!' But when you ask for evidence they will reply, 'Evidence? What do you mean? Are you not seeing what has been going on!'

I tried to watch the reboot of my favorite show as a kid, unfortunately the writers injected their woke agenda into it and it is no longer the show I remember, and instead spent most of it's time talking down to me.

Telling someone they need to believe in gender fluidity, is a woke concept with no facts to support it.

by Muttemor October 9, 2022