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Peachy Sue

A female character in a story (usually fiction) who checks off all of the boxes of being a 'Mary Sue,' but people hypocritically refuse to acknowledge their status as one. This is due to either the story being a parody, or the character being 'likable.'
Princess Peach from the Super Mario Bros. Movie was a Mary Sue, but people claim she wasn't because they liked her a lot... let's just call her a Peachy Sue instead then.
by Muttemor April 8, 2023
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Tweeb

A compound word stemming from multiple definitions.

1) Twerp/Dweeb; a nerdy kid who is short, annoying as hell and lacks physical prowess.

2) Total/Dweeb; a super nerdy kid, not as bad as the *twerp* variant, so they are likable.

3) Twin/Dweeb (plural: Tweebs); the twin who is the nerdy/dorky one.

4) Twitter/Weeb; a annoying person who sees Twitter as a real fuckin' place, has embraced its culture and now lives in it.

5) Toxic/Weeb; a weeb that is so hyper-obsessively annoying, they make you want to run away from them; they like the sound of their own voice.
1) Little Billy kept bothering Sally to the extent that she pushed him and called him a 'Tweeb'.

2) Steve told Laura all about gravity and how it worked in conjuction with their bodies, Laura replied, "You're such a tweeb."

3) Jack and Dick were inseparable as some twins seldom are; Dick being the jock, enjoying sports and fast cars, Jack, well... let's just say he was the *tweeb*.

4) Milly spent too much time on Twitter, she started saying things like, "Take the L." and "LOL." aloud, it was obvious she was becoming a *Tweeb*.

5) Mike started growling at Tim for not liking his favorite anime; 'how dare he!' Mike thought, to which Tim replied, "man, stop being such a tweeb..."
by Muttemor December 8, 2021
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Media Colonization

(mēdēə kä-lə-nə-ˈzā-shən)
Verb
1. The act of a new group of individuals entering

a media space, fanbase or IP and demanding

the space be altered to accommodate their

ideas, values and/or worldviews.

2. The act of excluding and/or removing a group

of media enthusiasts or fans from a space or

fanbase through ostracization, intimidation

and/or bullying.

3. The complete alteration of a media space,

fanbase and/or IP, for the sole purpose of

catering to new fans and/or enthusiasts.
The media colonization of Disney, seems to have had a dire impact on the current state of the franchise.
by Muttemor August 22, 2022
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Puma

A female who is in her 50s-70s who prowls after younger men (usually half their age or less), Pumas are similar to Cougars except they have progressed to the to a stage just beyond their prime (30-50) Puma's with grandchildren are often referred to as a GILF if she happens to be hot as f*ck!

Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Marcus: Damn man, you see old lady Jenkins!

Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!

Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
by Muttemor May 14, 2021
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burhemoth

Burhemoth (Burr-hee-mawth)
Conjuction for: Behemoth Burrito; also spelt burrhemoth for emphasis.

A burhemoth is the result when you order a regular menu item but ad to or double the items already inside of it and the taco shop guy is forced to use a second (or more) tortilla/s to accomplish the task of rolling it. Generally the resulting outcome is a 5 to 10lb burrito the size of a newborn baby or a 'behemoth' burrito.

Making one is easy l, but eating it is another story... but needless to say if you like the taco shop you bought it at... it will be epically delicious.
Me: I want a California Burrito with extra beans-
Barrista: It doesn't come with beans, do you want to ad beans?
Me: yes, ad beans and I want extra sour cream and guac as well and make sure they ad extra beans to that... and American Guac not Mexican.
Barista: Ok...

15 minutes later

Barista: <laughs>

Me: what?
Barista: oh nothing, that's just a huge burrito.
Me: I know right, it's a burhemoth.
by Muttemor October 29, 2017
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Anti-Whore

A prude of the highest order; a super prude.

Someone who withholds sex even after marriage.

Someone who refuses to sleep with you even after you buy them the whole damn bar or spread your legs so wide open you can see your future children together.
Jacky: *kisses him*

Joey: *pushes her away* "I told you I can't, it isn't my fault you're such a whore."

Jacky: yeah well, you're worst than a whore, you're like a fucking anti-whore!!!
by Muttemor December 21, 2020
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Sparkle

Adjetive: The qualities of a person that are not their own which they attained through wealth or from a personal status. (Ie. clothing, jewlry, vehicles, makeovers, amenities, inheritance, family reputation and wealth).
Verb: Sparlin'; the effect of showing off 'sparkle' qualities to others.

Opposite of: Shine; shinin'
Wow that Paris Hilton sure is glamorous...

Yeah but you know it's all just sparkle and not shine right?
by Muttemor September 30, 2014
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