Muttemor's definitions
Burhemoth (Burr-hee-mawth)
Conjuction for: Behemoth Burrito; also spelt burrhemoth for emphasis.
A burhemoth is the result when you order a regular menu item but ad to or double the items already inside of it and the taco shop guy is forced to use a second (or more) tortilla/s to accomplish the task of rolling it. Generally the resulting outcome is a 5 to 10lb burrito the size of a newborn baby or a 'behemoth' burrito.
Making one is easy l, but eating it is another story... but needless to say if you like the taco shop you bought it at... it will be epically delicious.
Conjuction for: Behemoth Burrito; also spelt burrhemoth for emphasis.
A burhemoth is the result when you order a regular menu item but ad to or double the items already inside of it and the taco shop guy is forced to use a second (or more) tortilla/s to accomplish the task of rolling it. Generally the resulting outcome is a 5 to 10lb burrito the size of a newborn baby or a 'behemoth' burrito.
Making one is easy l, but eating it is another story... but needless to say if you like the taco shop you bought it at... it will be epically delicious.
Me: I want a California Burrito with extra beans-
Barrista: It doesn't come with beans, do you want to ad beans?
Me: yes, ad beans and I want extra sour cream and guac as well and make sure they ad extra beans to that... and American Guac not Mexican.
Barista: Ok...
15 minutes later
Barista: <laughs>
Me: what?
Barista: oh nothing, that's just a huge burrito.
Me: I know right, it's a burhemoth.
Barrista: It doesn't come with beans, do you want to ad beans?
Me: yes, ad beans and I want extra sour cream and guac as well and make sure they ad extra beans to that... and American Guac not Mexican.
Barista: Ok...
15 minutes later
Barista: <laughs>
Me: what?
Barista: oh nothing, that's just a huge burrito.
Me: I know right, it's a burhemoth.
by Muttemor October 29, 2017
Get the burhemothmug. Adjetive: The qualities of a person that are not their own which they attained through wealth or from a personal status. (Ie. clothing, jewlry, vehicles, makeovers, amenities, inheritance, family reputation and wealth).
Verb: Sparlin'; the effect of showing off 'sparkle' qualities to others.
Opposite of: Shine; shinin'
Verb: Sparlin'; the effect of showing off 'sparkle' qualities to others.
Opposite of: Shine; shinin'
Wow that Paris Hilton sure is glamorous...
Yeah but you know it's all just sparkle and not shine right?
Yeah but you know it's all just sparkle and not shine right?
by Muttemor September 30, 2014
Get the Sparklemug. Woke or 'being woke' is an ironic term used to define people or media. In normal circumstances the term would refer to something considered 'red-pilled' or 'heightened to a new state of awareness,' now however, the term defines being 'blue-pilled' or 'so out of touch with reality, one lives on their own plane of existence.' This sense of 'wokeness' is often characterized by an individuals unwillingness to hear outside perspectives or views, and/or to constantly deny or reject others views, regardless how rational or objective they may be. Being woke will also tend to embrace hyper-exaggerate (primarily) left-wing or progressive propaganda, talking points, and/or worldviews.
Someone who is woke will tell you, 'They are killing people!' But when you ask for evidence they will reply, 'Evidence? What do you mean? Are you not seeing what has been going on!'
I tried to watch the reboot of my favorite show as a kid, unfortunately the writers injected their woke agenda into it and it is no longer the show I remember, and instead spent most of it's time talking down to me.
Telling someone they need to believe in gender fluidity, is a woke concept with no facts to support it.
I tried to watch the reboot of my favorite show as a kid, unfortunately the writers injected their woke agenda into it and it is no longer the show I remember, and instead spent most of it's time talking down to me.
Telling someone they need to believe in gender fluidity, is a woke concept with no facts to support it.
by Muttemor October 9, 2022
Get the Wokemug. A word used to describe several concepts when it comes to the terms 'traps' and 'trapping'.
In anime/hentai (and predominantly weeb culture) a trap is a bishounen male character who dresses or looks effeminate to the extent they are physically attractive even to straight men, often also referred to as 'tomgirls', 'sissyboys' or 'femboys'.
In western culture traps refer to trans-women in bar-culture as trans-women who 'pass' and often times are mistaken by heterosexual men for biological women, which often leads to mixed reactions upon discovery when the heterosexual man 'picks them up at the bar'.
Another western aspect for a trap, is the act of 'trapping'; which is a form of 'bait and switch' where a heterosexual male is tricked into having sexual relations or engaging in permisquous activities with either a gay male or a trans-woman. Often through being blind-folded, cohersion, peer pressure, or predominantly through streaming activities and vis 'glory holes'.
In anime/hentai (and predominantly weeb culture) a trap is a bishounen male character who dresses or looks effeminate to the extent they are physically attractive even to straight men, often also referred to as 'tomgirls', 'sissyboys' or 'femboys'.
In western culture traps refer to trans-women in bar-culture as trans-women who 'pass' and often times are mistaken by heterosexual men for biological women, which often leads to mixed reactions upon discovery when the heterosexual man 'picks them up at the bar'.
Another western aspect for a trap, is the act of 'trapping'; which is a form of 'bait and switch' where a heterosexual male is tricked into having sexual relations or engaging in permisquous activities with either a gay male or a trans-woman. Often through being blind-folded, cohersion, peer pressure, or predominantly through streaming activities and vis 'glory holes'.
I watched this anime the other day with my friend and I really liked this one female character, they laughed at me when I told them and said, "man, you fell for the trap!"
I went to the bar and saw this smokin' hottie sitting there at the bar, turns out she was a fuckin' trap when I brought her back home, but I was like, fuck it and hit that shit anyways!
Bill looked through the glory hole and saw Karen standing there, but it turned out to be a trap, because he was actually fucking Steve... Karen was such a bitch!
I went to the bar and saw this smokin' hottie sitting there at the bar, turns out she was a fuckin' trap when I brought her back home, but I was like, fuck it and hit that shit anyways!
Bill looked through the glory hole and saw Karen standing there, but it turned out to be a trap, because he was actually fucking Steve... Karen was such a bitch!
by Muttemor June 25, 2021
Get the Trapmug. The act of grouping people you hate together as if they were all the same person; usually giving them all the same disparaging handle or slur.
"How is it that all you conservatives are racist nazis?"
"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"
"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"
"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"
"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"
by Muttemor September 3, 2022
Get the Lump-Summingmug. A something or someone, that has stereotypical traits based on race, gender, sex, sexual orientation or age.
by Muttemor August 23, 2021
Get the Codedmug. My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.
by Muttemor August 17, 2024
Get the Wrench Wenchmug.