Muttemor's definitions

Peachy Sue

A female character in a story (usually fiction) who checks off all of the boxes of being a 'Mary Sue,' but people hypocritically refuse to acknowledge their status as one. This is due to either the story being a parody, or the character being 'likable.'

Princess Peach from the Super Mario Bros. Movie was a Mary Sue, but people claim she wasn't because they liked her a lot... let's just call her a Peachy Sue instead then.

by Muttemor April 8, 2023

Yeet Potato

A hand grenade...

What, you were hoping for something more elaborate?

I straight tossed that yeet potato and blew some shit up!

by Muttemor August 24, 2021

Magic Honey Pot

A wet pussy that is SO juicy and sweet it is literally like nectar from the Gods; I'm talkin' that finger lickin' good shit!

Also just a fun way of saying vagina...

I opened up my Magic Honey Pot and let him taste the sweet honey that spilt forth.

by Muttemor June 22, 2021

Hater

1) Someone who can't accept another's success, and will excessively complain about it.

2) A derogatory slur used by homosexuals (usually flamboyant ones) and their supporters to describe a 'gay bigot/gay-basher' or anyone who doesn't support their cause; ironically makes the user a bigot.

3) Another word for a 'bigot'.

1) Tom is such a hater cause he can't get over Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize; even though he didn't deserve it.

2) Perez Hilton about Ms. California: "I can't believe that B*tch, she is such a 'Hater', I just hate haters."

3) Chuck: Bro you see Christian over there protesting gay marriage?

Larry: He's such a hater.

by Muttemor September 28, 2014

personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

by Muttemor May 3, 2021

IFag

An IFag (IFaggot) is generally anyone who uses only one brand of technology exclusively (i.e. Macintosh, Samsung, HP, Toshiba, ect.); they will generally argue their defense as being their brand is 'better' with no actual factual proof other than slogans or information obtained 'second-hand' from their fellow IFags. This shouldn't be confused with 'ICurious' users who will 'try' new brands or switch between two or more brands in order to see what they find it 'better' at the time. However, this title can be related to exclusive gamers (i.e. XBOX, PS or Nintendo), with other references such as 'gear queer' or 'techno whore'. Generally, these parties on all sides should also be avoided when making choices based on technology for personal use as most of their opinions on the matter are biased and misguided which may make others into IFag or ICurious converts.

Mark: Gee, I sure 'love' my Mac; it's soo much better than 'PC' brands <Bleh>!

Bill: really.... <rolls eyes>
Mark: What Mac is awesome and it is better cause you don't gotta' replace it every two years like

with PC's...

Bill: Dude, your such an IFag...
Mark: Whatever, you're just hatin' cause you don't got a make!
Bill: <laughs> IFaggot!

by Muttemor November 29, 2014

Mackabrey

Mac-ka-brey /mac-kä-brā/

(Noun)

1. a motley assortment, featuring an abstract or messy composition or placement.
2. a group varied with unique features, traits, backgrounds and/or experiences.
3. a random and/or bizarre cluster of objects with varied appearance or purpose.

(Adjective)

1. to be uniquely odd; stand out from the norm.
2. to be quirky and/or strange.

(Noun)
1. "A mackabrey of papers and notes had littered about the floor; what a mess"
2. "They were quite an odd mackabrey; each one of them different and more bizarre than the next"
3. "There was a mackabrey of tools and utensils in the junk drawer and... some chewing gum?"

(Adjective)
1. "Her chocolates were quite mackabrey; most used nuts in their chocolates, she used dried pickles"
2. "He had been quite mackabrey; no one liked him because of his bizarre nature, but no one hated him either, because of his loving charm"

by Muttemor June 13, 2022