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An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).
Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.
The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.
The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
1)
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"
2)
Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."
Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"
2)
Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."
Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
Get the Stud-Muffin mug.An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s to describe a female (or male) who who is adorable in a sexually attractive kind of way, by older straight men (or older straight women).
The word like 'Stud-Muffin' can be either a laudative, a tease or even a derogative depending on its' use and context. The phrase 'Cutie' refers to 'cute' and the phrase 'Pie' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'Sweet and Tasty'.
The phrase can also be used to cheer up an individual who has poor body image by someone you cares about them or is trying to be nice.
The word like 'Stud-Muffin' can be either a laudative, a tease or even a derogative depending on its' use and context. The phrase 'Cutie' refers to 'cute' and the phrase 'Pie' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'Sweet and Tasty'.
The phrase can also be used to cheer up an individual who has poor body image by someone you cares about them or is trying to be nice.
1)
Bill walked over to the bar, looking over at a young little thing who had to be at least 15 years his junior, summing up his confidence he told her, "Hey Cutie-Pie, can I uh... buy you a drink?"
She merely looked over to him, a little judgemental at first, but with a deep sigh in her mind, she simply replied, "sure stud, why not..."
2)
Lilly looked at herself in the mirror, crying softly as all her flaws made themselves known to her, crying at her 'misfortune', however Tommy never saw these flaws, he saw only the beauty of what lay about them, but one piece of her whole as he held her tightly and teased, "what's the matter Cutie-Pie, I know I'm not all that pretty, but you don't need to cry about it?"
Lilly simply laughed at his silly boyish remarks calling him, "stupid..." as they sat there alone in the darkness.
Bill walked over to the bar, looking over at a young little thing who had to be at least 15 years his junior, summing up his confidence he told her, "Hey Cutie-Pie, can I uh... buy you a drink?"
She merely looked over to him, a little judgemental at first, but with a deep sigh in her mind, she simply replied, "sure stud, why not..."
2)
Lilly looked at herself in the mirror, crying softly as all her flaws made themselves known to her, crying at her 'misfortune', however Tommy never saw these flaws, he saw only the beauty of what lay about them, but one piece of her whole as he held her tightly and teased, "what's the matter Cutie-Pie, I know I'm not all that pretty, but you don't need to cry about it?"
Lilly simply laughed at his silly boyish remarks calling him, "stupid..." as they sat there alone in the darkness.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
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"I need you to go pick up mom from the airport tomorrow." Jenny told her sister, Sally giving her a sideways glance as she stood up.
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."
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Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."
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Get the Gruffed mug.A female who is in her 50s-70s who prowls after younger men (usually half their age or less), Pumas are similar to Cougars except they have progressed to the to a stage just beyond their prime (30-50) Puma's with grandchildren are often referred to as a GILF if she happens to be hot as f*ck!
Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Marcus: Damn man, you see old lady Jenkins!
Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!
Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!
Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
by Muttemor May 14, 2021
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Tommy: hey man, look at Billy over there!
Carter: is that Ms. Sullivan our old math teacher?
Tommy: yeah man, God damn cougar f*ckin' gots him now!
Carter: is that Ms. Sullivan our old math teacher?
Tommy: yeah man, God damn cougar f*ckin' gots him now!
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