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A female who is in her 50s-70s who prowls after younger men (usually half their age or less), Pumas are similar to Cougars except they have progressed to the to a stage just beyond their prime (30-50) Puma's with grandchildren are often referred to as a GILF if she happens to be hot as f*ck!
Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Marcus: Damn man, you see old lady Jenkins!
Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!
Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!
Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
by Muttemor May 14, 2021
Get the Puma mug.A female between 30 to 50 who prowls around for younger single men, who are roughly two-thirds their own age, similar to Pumas only younger, Pumas being usually between 50 and 80 and seeking men less than half their age. Cougars with children can also be referred to as MILFs if they are hot as f*ck!
Tommy: hey man, look at Billy over there!
Carter: is that Ms. Sullivan our old math teacher?
Tommy: yeah man, God damn cougar f*ckin' gots him now!
Carter: is that Ms. Sullivan our old math teacher?
Tommy: yeah man, God damn cougar f*ckin' gots him now!
by Muttemor May 14, 2021
Get the Cougar mug.A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.
Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.
Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'
Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!
Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'
Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!
by Muttemor May 3, 2021
Get the personality like a 'can of dog food' mug.My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.
by Muttemor August 17, 2024
Get the Wrench Wench mug.Someone who detests the alteration of authored works, regardless of the reasoning. An individual with an inherent belief that the author's original intent should always be respected and preserved.
Amazon recently released a new Lord of the Ring series, which they heavily altered from Tolkein's work to make it representative of 'modern' audiences, as a literary puritan, Tolkein would be turning in his grave.
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(Noun)
1. a motley assortment, featuring an abstract or messy composition or placement.
2. a group varied with unique features, traits, backgrounds and/or experiences.
3. a random and/or bizarre cluster of objects with varied appearance or purpose.
(Adjective)
1. to be uniquely odd; stand out from the norm.
2. to be quirky and/or strange.
(Noun)
1. a motley assortment, featuring an abstract or messy composition or placement.
2. a group varied with unique features, traits, backgrounds and/or experiences.
3. a random and/or bizarre cluster of objects with varied appearance or purpose.
(Adjective)
1. to be uniquely odd; stand out from the norm.
2. to be quirky and/or strange.
(Noun)
1. "A mackabrey of papers and notes had littered about the floor; what a mess"
2. "They were quite an odd mackabrey; each one of them different and more bizarre than the next"
3. "There was a mackabrey of tools and utensils in the junk drawer and... some chewing gum?"
(Adjective)
1. "Her chocolates were quite mackabrey; most used nuts in their chocolates, she used dried pickles"
2. "He had been quite mackabrey; no one liked him because of his bizarre nature, but no one hated him either, because of his loving charm"
1. "A mackabrey of papers and notes had littered about the floor; what a mess"
2. "They were quite an odd mackabrey; each one of them different and more bizarre than the next"
3. "There was a mackabrey of tools and utensils in the junk drawer and... some chewing gum?"
(Adjective)
1. "Her chocolates were quite mackabrey; most used nuts in their chocolates, she used dried pickles"
2. "He had been quite mackabrey; no one liked him because of his bizarre nature, but no one hated him either, because of his loving charm"
by Muttemor June 13, 2022
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Verb
1. The act of a new group of individuals entering
a media space, fanbase or IP and demanding
the space be altered to accommodate their
ideas, values and/or worldviews.
2. The act of excluding and/or removing a group
of media enthusiasts or fans from a space or
fanbase through ostracization, intimidation
and/or bullying.
3. The complete alteration of a media space,
fanbase and/or IP, for the sole purpose of
catering to new fans and/or enthusiasts.
Verb
1. The act of a new group of individuals entering
a media space, fanbase or IP and demanding
the space be altered to accommodate their
ideas, values and/or worldviews.
2. The act of excluding and/or removing a group
of media enthusiasts or fans from a space or
fanbase through ostracization, intimidation
and/or bullying.
3. The complete alteration of a media space,
fanbase and/or IP, for the sole purpose of
catering to new fans and/or enthusiasts.
The media colonization of Disney, seems to have had a dire impact on the current state of the franchise.
by Muttemor August 22, 2022
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