Muttemor's definitions

Wrench Wench

The ugliest, dirtiest, greasiest bitch you've ever seen, but man... can she fix a fucking car.

My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.

by Muttemor August 17, 2024

Blarb

To blab awkwardly due to shocked confusion; compound of 'blab' and 'arg'.

Tom called Bill ugly to which Bill blarbed "WHAT!?"

by Muttemor August 23, 2020

Cougar

A female between 30 to 50 who prowls around for younger single men, who are roughly two-thirds their own age, similar to Pumas only younger, Pumas being usually between 50 and 80 and seeking men less than half their age. Cougars with children can also be referred to as MILFs if they are hot as f*ck!

Tommy: hey man, look at Billy over there!

Carter: is that Ms. Sullivan our old math teacher?

Tommy: yeah man, God damn cougar f*ckin' gots him now!

by Muttemor May 14, 2021

Reverse-Trap

A reverse-trap is a heterosexual (usually) female character who dresses like, looks like or pretends to be a boy and 'passes' to the extent that NO ONE other than perceptively intelligent characters or complete degenerates (skirt-chasers) recognize them based on 'bone structure', 'having suspicions' or 'always knowing'. These characters are often outed at some point in the story through various means.

These characters also tend to focus on the 'I'm not that pretty trope' where they find themselves unattractive and another character (usually a male) who likes them or is close to them reassures them they are very pretty/beautiful/sexy ect... although not all reverse-traps have or exibit this trope like, Zelda in her Sheik form (Ocrina of Time), Pidge (Voltron 2018), Samus (Meteroid Prime) or Sypha (Castlevania).

Trans-men are NOT considered reverse-traps although, tomboys can technically be a possible reverse-trap depending on the portrayal.

Was watching Dragon Slayer, you know that old fantasy movie from 1981 and I forgot there had a reverse-trap on there, you know that character, Valerian.

by Muttemor June 25, 2021

Anti-Whore

A prude of the highest order; a super prude.

Someone who withholds sex even after marriage.

Someone who refuses to sleep with you even after you buy them the whole damn bar or spread your legs so wide open you can see your future children together.

Jacky: *kisses him*

Joey: *pushes her away* "I told you I can't, it isn't my fault you're such a whore."

Jacky: yeah well, you're worst than a whore, you're like a fucking anti-whore!!!

by Muttemor December 21, 2020

Coding

The act of creating that is or labeling something or someone as coded.

I'm not good at writing, so I use coding to make all my characters... it's easier.

by Muttemor August 23, 2021

Fag

Related to term:

Faggot

Acronym:

Flamboyantly Annoying Guy

Derogatory:
1. A word used to describe a male who is not gay, but acts like a preteen girl.
2. A word used to describe a male who is gay and acts like a crazy preteen girl.
3. A word used to describe all homosexuals by homosexual bigots.

Other definitions:
4. A cigarette in Britain.
5. A bundle of sticks.

1)
Bill: "Why'd she have to leave me!?" (in tears)
Brad: "Dude seriously, stop being a fag."

2)
Sheila: "Did you see Perez at the Ms. America pageant last night?"
Jane: "Yeah he set gays back like ten years; he's such a fag."

3)
Larry: "Dude hold my hand."
Chuck: "Hold your hand, what do I look like a FAG!?"

4)
Nigel: "Today sucked, Christ I need a nice long fag."

5)
Mike: "Boss I'm tired."
Bob: "I don't give a sh*t, now take that next fag and put it in the wood chipper."

by Muttemor September 28, 2014