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burhemoth

Burhemoth (Burr-hee-mawth)
Conjuction for: Behemoth Burrito; also spelt burrhemoth for emphasis.

A burhemoth is the result when you order a regular menu item but ad to or double the items already inside of it and the taco shop guy is forced to use a second (or more) tortilla/s to accomplish the task of rolling it. Generally the resulting outcome is a 5 to 10lb burrito the size of a newborn baby or a 'behemoth' burrito.

Making one is easy l, but eating it is another story... but needless to say if you like the taco shop you bought it at... it will be epically delicious.
Me: I want a California Burrito with extra beans-
Barrista: It doesn't come with beans, do you want to ad beans?
Me: yes, ad beans and I want extra sour cream and guac as well and make sure they ad extra beans to that... and American Guac not Mexican.
Barista: Ok...

15 minutes later

Barista: <laughs>

Me: what?
Barista: oh nothing, that's just a huge burrito.
Me: I know right, it's a burhemoth.
by Muttemor October 29, 2017
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Anti-Whore

A prude of the highest order; a super prude.

Someone who withholds sex even after marriage.

Someone who refuses to sleep with you even after you buy them the whole damn bar or spread your legs so wide open you can see your future children together.
Jacky: *kisses him*

Joey: *pushes her away* "I told you I can't, it isn't my fault you're such a whore."

Jacky: yeah well, you're worst than a whore, you're like a fucking anti-whore!!!
by Muttemor December 21, 2020
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It is what it is

Phrase used by someone in order to accept even the most 'unacceptable' situation that would normally be a load of horse shit. Only because they know they have to.
Tom: Man why do we have to pay taxes for people who don't even work?

Bob: Hey man, it is what it is.
by Muttemor September 30, 2014
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Mackabrey

Mac-ka-brey /mac-kä-brā/

(Noun)

1. a motley assortment, featuring an abstract or messy composition or placement.
2. a group varied with unique features, traits, backgrounds and/or experiences.
3. a random and/or bizarre cluster of objects with varied appearance or purpose.

(Adjective)

1. to be uniquely odd; stand out from the norm.
2. to be quirky and/or strange.
(Noun)
1. "A mackabrey of papers and notes had littered about the floor; what a mess"
2. "They were quite an odd mackabrey; each one of them different and more bizarre than the next"
3. "There was a mackabrey of tools and utensils in the junk drawer and... some chewing gum?"

(Adjective)
1. "Her chocolates were quite mackabrey; most used nuts in their chocolates, she used dried pickles"
2. "He had been quite mackabrey; no one liked him because of his bizarre nature, but no one hated him either, because of his loving charm"
by Muttemor June 13, 2022
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Coding

The act of creating that is or labeling something or someone as coded.
I'm not good at writing, so I use coding to make all my characters... it's easier.
by Muttemor August 23, 2021
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Stereophobia

1) The fear and/or irrational bias/hostility towards the idea of biggotry based on stereotypical troupes which may or may not actually be true.

2) An overemphasized dislike of bigotry, which irrationally motivates ones' own personal opinions and/or actions.

3) Utilization of anti-bigotry out of context to motivate a counter culture against those who may not have or share similarly alligned oppinions. These oppinions may or may not actually be biggoted.

4) Using the ideas of anti-bigotry and stereotypes to motivate people against others in society who are accused of such bigotry and stereotypical behavior.

5) (irrational, intentional or unintentional)Bigotry towards other forms of bigotry.
Jack claims that most (group based on race, religion, gender, age, political stance, and/or sexual orientation) people are (bigoted term/troupe) yesterday, however a majority are not. I think he might have stereophobia.

Margret says that she thinks everyone who doesn't support her views must be a bigot towards them, I think she has stereophobia.

Bob is using stereophobia to make people think there is more bigotry in this country than there actually is.
by Muttemor October 18, 2018
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Cougar

A female between 30 to 50 who prowls around for younger single men, who are roughly two-thirds their own age, similar to Pumas only younger, Pumas being usually between 50 and 80 and seeking men less than half their age. Cougars with children can also be referred to as MILFs if they are hot as f*ck!
Tommy: hey man, look at Billy over there!

Carter: is that Ms. Sullivan our old math teacher?

Tommy: yeah man, God damn cougar f*ckin' gots him now!
by Muttemor May 14, 2021
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