A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.
Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.
Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'
Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!
Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'
Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!
by Muttemor May 03, 2021
by Muttemor August 23, 2021
A female who is in her 50s-70s who prowls after younger men (usually half their age or less), Pumas are similar to Cougars except they have progressed to the to a stage just beyond their prime (30-50) Puma's with grandchildren are often referred to as a GILF if she happens to be hot as f*ck!
Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Marcus: Damn man, you see old lady Jenkins!
Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!
Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!
Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
by Muttemor May 14, 2021
by Muttemor August 24, 2021
Related to term:
Faggot
Acronym:
Flamboyantly Annoying Guy
Derogatory:
1. A word used to describe a male who is not gay, but acts like a preteen girl.
2. A word used to describe a male who is gay and acts like a crazy preteen girl.
3. A word used to describe all homosexuals by homosexual bigots.
Other definitions:
4. A cigarette in Britain.
5. A bundle of sticks.
Faggot
Acronym:
Flamboyantly Annoying Guy
Derogatory:
1. A word used to describe a male who is not gay, but acts like a preteen girl.
2. A word used to describe a male who is gay and acts like a crazy preteen girl.
3. A word used to describe all homosexuals by homosexual bigots.
Other definitions:
4. A cigarette in Britain.
5. A bundle of sticks.
1)
Bill: "Why'd she have to leave me!?" (in tears)
Brad: "Dude seriously, stop being a fag."
2)
Sheila: "Did you see Perez at the Ms. America pageant last night?"
Jane: "Yeah he set gays back like ten years; he's such a fag."
3)
Larry: "Dude hold my hand."
Chuck: "Hold your hand, what do I look like a FAG!?"
4)
Nigel: "Today sucked, Christ I need a nice long fag."
5)
Mike: "Boss I'm tired."
Bob: "I don't give a sh*t, now take that next fag and put it in the wood chipper."
Bill: "Why'd she have to leave me!?" (in tears)
Brad: "Dude seriously, stop being a fag."
2)
Sheila: "Did you see Perez at the Ms. America pageant last night?"
Jane: "Yeah he set gays back like ten years; he's such a fag."
3)
Larry: "Dude hold my hand."
Chuck: "Hold your hand, what do I look like a FAG!?"
4)
Nigel: "Today sucked, Christ I need a nice long fag."
5)
Mike: "Boss I'm tired."
Bob: "I don't give a sh*t, now take that next fag and put it in the wood chipper."
by Muttemor September 28, 2014
A prude of the highest order; a super prude.
Someone who withholds sex even after marriage.
Someone who refuses to sleep with you even after you buy them the whole damn bar or spread your legs so wide open you can see your future children together.
Someone who withholds sex even after marriage.
Someone who refuses to sleep with you even after you buy them the whole damn bar or spread your legs so wide open you can see your future children together.
Jacky: *kisses him*
Joey: *pushes her away* "I told you I can't, it isn't my fault you're such a whore."
Jacky: yeah well, you're worst than a whore, you're like a fucking anti-whore!!!
Joey: *pushes her away* "I told you I can't, it isn't my fault you're such a whore."
Jacky: yeah well, you're worst than a whore, you're like a fucking anti-whore!!!
by Muttemor December 22, 2020
The act of grouping people you hate together as if they were all the same person; usually giving them all the same disparaging handle or slur.
"How is it that all you conservatives are racist nazis?"
"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"
"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"
"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"
"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"
by Muttemor September 04, 2022