Musty Musk Man's definitions
A woman that you do not like romantically or personally, that you still date because you are physically compatible.
by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025
Get the Female Partnermug. by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023
Get the Dingdongalingmug. When a macromastial woman makes a flat-chested woman feel self-conscious and/or insecure about herself due to the size difference in their tits. Breastmogging can lead to Breast Envy in the less endowed of the two.
The a similar concept applies to the ass of women, and is called Assmogging.
The a similar concept applies to the ass of women, and is called Assmogging.
by Musty Musk Man October 5, 2025
Get the Breastmogmug. An act of filthy lust in which a woman has her legs chopped up by her partner, preferably with a fire axe or an axe of some sort.
by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023
Get the Axeingmug. A hybrid genre of music mixing classic American country (ie Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, maybe even as far up as Garth Brooks,) with traditional pirate Sea Shanties. Traditional instruments of the genre include Accordion, Banjo, Hurdy-Gurdy, Guitar, Upright Bass, Drums, and Fiddle. Lyrical content includes a broad range of topics such as drinking songs, love songs, songs about exploration and pioneering on both land and sea, songs about horses, songs about seahorses, and much else. Examples of popular bands include Captain Sheriff, Yeharrr, Star and Crossbones, the Rum Runners, the Salty Spitoons, and Sixshooter Blunderbuss.
My favorite Cowshanty song is “Ode to my Rum Bottle” by the Dusty Dinghies, off their album “Wagons to ye Starbord Side, Partner-Matey.”
by Musty Musk Man October 26, 2024
Get the Cowshantymug. by Musty Musk Man April 11, 2025
Get the Chimney Sweepmug. “That bitch is so EBK I’d fuck her raw!”
by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023
Get the EBKmug.