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Definitions by Musty Musk Man

Gruffalo 

Look at that Gruffalo giving that dude head in the dark scary alley behind the Chinese food place!
Gruffalo by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

Dingdongaling 

A larger version of a dingaling, which is a larger version of a dong.
That man as a dingdongaling he must give bitches vaginal tears.
An act of filthy lust in which a woman has her legs chopped up by her partner, preferably with a fire axe or an axe of some sort.
Before you axe your girl, take her pants off. That way you won’t ruin them whilst your Axeing her.
Axeing by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

Threesome 

An excuse for horny bastards on Urban Dictionary to post their amateur smut.
I looked up threesome in the Urbin Doctionary and all I saw was smut.
Threesome by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

Flinstones Gummy 

1.) Those little hard candies you eat once a day to grow up big and strong.

2.) Slang term for Ecstasy mixed with Ketamine.
1.) I must eat one Flinstones Gummy every day to grow up big and strong!

2.) I am chronically addicted to Flinstones Gummies.

tripping in the bathroom 

What you do when you are single and broke
I am currently tripping in the bathroom good sir.
Heather is a DFMFB.”
DFMFB by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023