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Holy Grail

A Version of the Slovakian Traffic Cone (STC) in which before the mixture is “pooped” the person with the laxatives (the “vessel” in this specific case) is blessed by a priest, bishop, archbishop, cardinal, pope, pastor, monk, nun, or deacon.
I need a priest to do a Holy Grail.”
by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022
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Breastmog

When a macromastial woman makes a flat-chested woman feel self-conscious and/or insecure about herself due to the size difference in their tits. Breastmogging can lead to Breast Envy in the less endowed of the two.

The a similar concept applies to the ass of women, and is called Assmogging.
I will breastmog someone.

Charlotte breastmogged laura.

Karin is breastmogging Kendra.
by Musty Musk Man October 5, 2025
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Female Partner

A woman that you do not like romantically or personally, that you still date because you are physically compatible.
by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025
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dental implant

A torture device involving 4 screws and a rock. The man is screwed to the rock with the screws, and then bit repeatedly.
King John VII was overthrown and killed via a dental implant.
by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022
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Omaygot

One of the greatest family linkages ever to exist. Notable members include Ambatukam Omaygot, Ambassing Omaygot, Ambatublou Omaygot, Amkameeg Omaygot, and Imaeksplode Omaygot.
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
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American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.
I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
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EBK

Extra Burnt N Krispy

In a sexual manner
That bitch is so EBK I’d fuck her raw!”
by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023
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