Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Musty Musk Man

Gruffalo

Look at that Gruffalo giving that dude head in the dark scary alley behind the Chinese food place!

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A larger version of a dingaling, which is a larger version of a dong.

That man as a dingdongaling he must give bitches vaginal tears.

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An act of filthy lust in which a woman has her legs chopped up by her partner, preferably with a fire axe or an axe of some sort.

Before you axe your girl, take her pants off. That way you won’t ruin them whilst your Axeing her.

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An excuse for horny bastards on Urban Dictionary to post their amateur smut.

I looked up threesome in the Urbin Doctionary and all I saw was smut.

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1.) Those little hard candies you eat once a day to grow up big and strong.

2.) Slang term for Ecstasy mixed with Ketamine.

1.) I must eat one Flinstones Gummy every day to grow up big and strong!

2.) I am chronically addicted to Flinstones Gummies.

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What you do when you are single and broke

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“Heather is a DFMFB.”

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