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A comedian who puts his comedy into songs, very goos comedian, almost as good as Lewis black.
"well...dad gets drunk and robs liquor stores, dad likes porn and 10 dollar whores, dad likes rubbing against little kids, on the bus...I think that is why mommy left us. Dad likkes football and lots of beer, dad wants sex that involves mommys rear, dads private parts have sores oozing with pus, i think thats why mommy left us
by Mustache Man March 05, 2005

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the Covenant is a basically a group of Aliens bonded together under 1 religion. Like the previous person mentioned, it consists of the Grunts, the Jackals, The Elites, the Hunters, The Brutes, the Drones, the engineers, and the Prophets. The Covenant have gathered most of their ranks through force, either the race joined them, or the plasma bombarded the hell out of the planet.
Cortana-"covenant dropship in bound"
by Mustache Man February 26, 2005

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An aging UNSC vessel, and one of the smallest in the UNSC fleet. This ship, along with crew, Captain Keyes, and the Master Chief, crash landed on Halo. At the end of Halo, the starships fusion reactors go supernove, sterilizing the land, and creating a HUGE crater in Halo. Un able to with stand the forces exerted on the new weakpoint, halo breaks apart.
by Mustache Man February 26, 2005

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Stands for American Online, the crappiest internet service ever created in the history of the world. Supposedly corupts your hard-drive so you can using nothing BUT AOL
Mom look! its aol! 8mom pulls out .44 Magnum, shoots disc out of boys hand*
Mom in clint eastwood voice-so aol...is it five or six bullets? feeling lucky...punk?
by Mustache Man March 01, 2005

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One of the coolest X-Box games ever made. Halo is a 10,000 km wide ring made by an acient race called the Forerunner. the Foreeunner created these rings as housing facilities for a Parasitic race called the Flood. Halo also has the ability to destroy all sentient life in 25,000 lightyears.
cortana-"We have to stop it, we have to destroy Halo"
by Mustache Man February 26, 2005

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The third part of the Advance Wars Series (the fourth is Battalion Wars, which doesn't have the word Advance Wars in it...and it will probably bring shame to the Advance Wars Frachise). First there was Advance Wars, then Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising, and now Advance Wars Duel Strike. This is the ongoing story of the 4 nations, Orange Star, Blue moon, Yellow Comet, and Green Earth, and their struggle with the evil military force, the Black Hole Army. After the wars with Black Hole in Cosmo and Macro Land, Black Hole has struck in Omega land. Responding two this threat, Orange Star, Blue Moon, Yellow Comet, and Green Earth, have combines to form the Allied Nations, and have headed toward Omega Land, to stop black Hole once and for all. When they arrive, they meet new Commanding Officers, like Orange stars Rachel and jake, and Blue Moons Sasha, Yellow Comets Grimm, and Green Earths Xavier. And there are new units, like the Aircraft Carrier, Mega Tank, and Stealth Fighters. But Black Hole has some tricks up their sleeve, they have new Commanding Officers as well, Jugger, Lord Von Volt, Kindle, and Koal, plus they have new equipment as well, the Black Boat, the Black Bomb, and the Pipe Runner. And so it begins.
If you look at each of the different nations CO's and Unit look (all have the same type of units, but depending on what nations CO you have, depends on power, and look)
Orange Stars Units and CO's would be our equivalents to the Americans

Blue moons CO's and Units would be our equivalent to the Soviets...or Russia...basicaly same country...one is just less evil)

Yellow Comets CO's and Units would be that of Japan..or...Asian

And Green Earth would be that of Germany...well...the Foot Soldiers are definately german...but the vehicles are just messed up...but I haven't seen new german military ordinance...so maybe, but they are German.

And Black Hole would be that of....I don't know
Advance Wars DS is only available for the Nintendo DS
Whats that....holy crap...that...huge monstrosity of a tank....just completely decimated my group of neotanks!
by Mustache Man August 25, 2005

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A private from the popular web series red vs blue. donut wears pink armor...and is...queer...or not normal.
Grif-woah...what the hell is that?
simmons-what on your head?
donut-...is it a spider? get it off!
grif-no, its blue
donut...is it a blue spider? Get it off!
simmons-no, its not a spider...it more like a glowy pulsating thing.
Donut-Like thats better then a spider.
simmons-maybe we should get it off
grif-After you
simmons-when i say we, I mean you.
donut-Get it off...BAMM *grenade on head explodes
by Mustache Man February 27, 2005

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