23 definitions by Mustache Man
the speed that light travels, nothing can go the speed of light except light. during a conversation my friend were having, if something on land traveled the speed of light (like a MAC Cannon, the bullets mass would become so dense, it wouldn't move. If fired in the Vacuum of space, it would create a black hole in itself, pulling whatever came near it and porbably blowing it up.
by Mustache Man March 1, 2005
the Covenant is a basically a group of Aliens bonded together under 1 religion. Like the previous person mentioned, it consists of the Grunts, the Jackals, The Elites, the Hunters, The Brutes, the Drones, the engineers, and the Prophets. The Covenant have gathered most of their ranks through force, either the race joined them, or the plasma bombarded the hell out of the planet.
by Mustache Man February 27, 2005
A series about 2 teen agers captured by the evil Dr.Poque to beta test his sinister console the Mega 64. It basically downloads old games to a players brain, making the experience all to real. They are 2 guys running through Clafornia dresses up as video game charecters. Some examples are Ghost and Goblins, dig dug, tetris, and Banjo and Kazooie. It is fricken awesome, and asides from red vs blue and lewis black its the coolest thing ever.
"Whats this robot for"
Marcus-"Ill tell you what it doesn't do...and that is kill people!"
Video Game designer-"I am a little hungry"
Marcus-"there is a muffin over there"
Dr.Poque from behind wall-...No! No!
Marcus-NOOOOO!!!!! (marcus...who is a puppet...flys at the man, hitting the muffin from him)
Marcus-"Ill tell you what it doesn't do...and that is kill people!"
Video Game designer-"I am a little hungry"
Marcus-"there is a muffin over there"
Dr.Poque from behind wall-...No! No!
Marcus-NOOOOO!!!!! (marcus...who is a puppet...flys at the man, hitting the muffin from him)
by Mustache Man March 19, 2005
An aging UNSC vessel, and one of the smallest in the UNSC fleet. This ship, along with crew, Captain Keyes, and the Master Chief, crash landed on Halo. At the end of Halo, the starships fusion reactors go supernove, sterilizing the land, and creating a HUGE crater in Halo. Un able to with stand the forces exerted on the new weakpoint, halo breaks apart.
by Mustache Man February 27, 2005
One of the coolest X-Box games ever made. Halo is a 10,000 km wide ring made by an acient race called the Forerunner. the Foreeunner created these rings as housing facilities for a Parasitic race called the Flood. Halo also has the ability to destroy all sentient life in 25,000 lightyears.
by Mustache Man February 27, 2005
The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.
"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
by Mustache Man March 5, 2005
The first human colony to fall to the Covenant. When it was found, it was found to be shiny and smooth, the result of plasma bombardment
Only one badly damaged ship returned from the search at harvest, speaking of an unstoppable alien force
by Mustache Man February 27, 2005