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the speed that light travels, nothing can go the speed of light except light. during a conversation my friend were having, if something on land traveled the speed of light (like a MAC Cannon, the bullets mass would become so dense, it wouldn't move. If fired in the Vacuum of space, it would create a black hole in itself, pulling whatever came near it and porbably blowing it up.
by Mustache Man May 13, 2005
Get the speed of light mug.Greatest band to ever grace this planet in the history of the world. They are 100000000000000000 times better then all the newer band today. For those of you who don't like them...well...I am going to have to kick you square in the nuts and knock the punk crap out of your head.
ELEANOR RIGBY
I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice at the curch where her wedding has been, lives in a dream, waits by the window, wearing the face she keeps in a jar by the door, who is it for?, all the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?, Father Makenzie, writing the words to a sermon that no-one will hear, no one comes near, look at him working, knoting his socks in the night when no one is there, what does he care? All the lonely people, where do they all come from?, all the lonely people, where do they all belong? I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name, no one came, father Makenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave, no one was saved. All the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?
I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice at the curch where her wedding has been, lives in a dream, waits by the window, wearing the face she keeps in a jar by the door, who is it for?, all the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?, Father Makenzie, writing the words to a sermon that no-one will hear, no one comes near, look at him working, knoting his socks in the night when no one is there, what does he care? All the lonely people, where do they all come from?, all the lonely people, where do they all belong? I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name, no one came, father Makenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave, no one was saved. All the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?
by Mustache Man April 19, 2005
Get the The Beatles mug.A person that owns Halo and beats in 5 hours. then beats it again...and again....and again. Then goes to school and brags to his friends, but no one cares.
by Mustache Man March 29, 2005
Get the Obsessed mug.A series about 2 teen agers captured by the evil Dr.Poque to beta test his sinister console the Mega 64. It basically downloads old games to a players brain, making the experience all to real. They are 2 guys running through Clafornia dresses up as video game charecters. Some examples are Ghost and Goblins, dig dug, tetris, and Banjo and Kazooie. It is fricken awesome, and asides from red vs blue and lewis black its the coolest thing ever.
"Whats this robot for"
Marcus-"Ill tell you what it doesn't do...and that is kill people!"
Video Game designer-"I am a little hungry"
Marcus-"there is a muffin over there"
Dr.Poque from behind wall-...No! No!
Marcus-NOOOOO!!!!! (marcus...who is a puppet...flys at the man, hitting the muffin from him)
Marcus-"Ill tell you what it doesn't do...and that is kill people!"
Video Game designer-"I am a little hungry"
Marcus-"there is a muffin over there"
Dr.Poque from behind wall-...No! No!
Marcus-NOOOOO!!!!! (marcus...who is a puppet...flys at the man, hitting the muffin from him)
by Mustache Man March 18, 2005
Get the Mega 64 mug.The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.
"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
by Mustache Man March 5, 2005
Get the Lewis black mug."well...dad gets drunk and robs liquor stores, dad likes porn and 10 dollar whores, dad likes rubbing against little kids, on the bus...I think that is why mommy left us. Dad likkes football and lots of beer, dad wants sex that involves mommys rear, dads private parts have sores oozing with pus, i think thats why mommy left us
by Mustache Man March 5, 2005
Get the Stephen Lynch mug.An internet series about two sides fighting a pointless battle for a pointless war in the middle of a box canyon. There are the reds, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Donut, then there are the blues Church, Tex, Tucker, and Caboose.
O'Mally-Into the abyss! Never to be seen again! unless I want to be seen, in that case, if I see you before you see me...look out.
*skips*
Sheila-he took lopez!
Grif-Where is he
O'Mally-up here you fools!
donut-that guy is wicked fast!
Doc-thanks! I learned it in track in highschool, it was the least competitive sport i could find!
Grif-track sucks!
O'Mally-You suck!
*skips*
Sheila-he took lopez!
Grif-Where is he
O'Mally-up here you fools!
donut-that guy is wicked fast!
Doc-thanks! I learned it in track in highschool, it was the least competitive sport i could find!
Grif-track sucks!
O'Mally-You suck!
by Mustache Man March 3, 2005
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