Mustache Man's definitions

The Rolling Stones

A great 60's band that was around the same time as The Beatles, The Who and other assorted classic rock artists, such as Bob Dylan. Anyway, by far one of the greatest rock and roll bands ever. They didn't play Rock and Roll, they made Rock and Roll, from wonders of "Lets Spend the Night Together", to the classics "Jumping Jack Flash", "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" and "Sympathy for the Devil", the Rolling Stones have made their way into everyone that is old enough to listen to music. You don't even have to listen to Rock & Roll to know the 'Stones. We as people of the 2000's, have been blessed to be born in an era where god like 60's bands are still somewhat capable of playing like they did (by which I mean, members dieing by means of overdose, cancer, or in Keith Moons case, getting drunk and drowning in a puddle). I find it horrible that more and more kids are starting to listen to rap and music thats all about rhythm and lyrics and people becoming emo and us worrying about aids, back in the 60's, nobody fucking cared, so cherish the 60's bands that remain, for when they are gone, they will leave a gap that can never be filled, one of the biggest of all being the Stones

The Rolling Stones have the title as "The Greatest Rock and Roll Band Ever"

Mick Jagger-Vocals
Charlie Watts-Drums
Keith Richards-Guitar
Ron Wood-Guitar

by Mustache Man May 11, 2006

Donut

A private from the popular web series red vs blue. donut wears pink armor...and is...queer...or not normal.

Grif-woah...what the hell is that?
simmons-what on your head?
donut-...is it a spider? get it off!
grif-no, its blue
donut...is it a blue spider? Get it off!
simmons-no, its not a spider...it more like a glowy pulsating thing.
Donut-Like thats better then a spider.
simmons-maybe we should get it off
grif-After you
simmons-when i say we, I mean you.
donut-Get it off...BAMM *grenade on head explodes

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

covenant

the Covenant is a basically a group of Aliens bonded together under 1 religion. Like the previous person mentioned, it consists of the Grunts, the Jackals, The Elites, the Hunters, The Brutes, the Drones, the engineers, and the Prophets. The Covenant have gathered most of their ranks through force, either the race joined them, or the plasma bombarded the hell out of the planet.

Cortana-"covenant dropship in bound"

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

Caboose

The private from Red vs Blue. Stupid, yet very funny, a blue and is clad in blue armor, he loves sheila, and wants church to be his best friend

Sarge-Hello? Is anyone there? Do you read me? Do i read you? Anyone? Anybody?Nobody? Ok. well, looks like we're stuck here.
Caboose-...my toes are getting proony
*walk a little*
Caboose-Sarge! Look! A sleeping person!
Sarge-Holy Macaroon...he's not sleeping son, he's dead.
Caboose-Good, for a second there I thought he was me...because i am blue, and i like to sleep. but if he is dead, that can't possibly be me...that would be silly.

Tex-O'Mally is held up in this base, and he has been fortifying his defenses for a few days now, and he's got some help, one of those religous nuts you guys picked up
Caboose-OH! I liked them, they were funny.
Tucker-Caboose, they tried to kill you because of a flag
Caboose-I try not to think of the bad things about people
Tucker-thast all they did, there were no good things
Caboose-Thats ok...I have a really bad memory, WOW LOOK A BEACH!

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

chupathingy

What Sarge calls the Chupacabra while making fun of grif

Sarge-See these two tow hooks...they look like tusks...and what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif-a walrus
Sarge-son, I thought I told you to stop making up animals. So if anyone has anymore Mythical creatures to name the jeep, Im sticking with Warthog....how bout it grif?
Grif-No sir
Sarge-You sure? come on, bigfoot
Grif...ahhh...no sir
sarge-Unicorn
Grif-No
Sarge-Yeti
grif-No
Simmons-Leprachaun?
Grif-Shutup, he doesn't need help
Sarge-Hey simmons, whats the name of that mexican lizard, eats all the goats/
Simmons-Uhh, I believe you are thinking of the chupacabra sir
Sarge-Hey grif...chupathingy...i like it, it has a ring to it

by Mustache Man March 3, 2005

red vs Blue

An internet series featuring to teams in the middle of a box canyon fighting a pointless war. There are two sides the red side, consisting of all the little red guys, the guys fighting in the canyon, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut, and for a while, Lopez. On the other side, there is Church, Tucker, Caboose, and Tex

Sarge-Vic! I need an air strike and on the double!
Vic-can do sarge, ill have the air team target the blue forces now. ill just fax you the airstrike requisition forms.
sarge-We can't! i used some of the parts from the fax machine to make Simmons 2.0!
Simmons-(internet noises) Woah...must have been something I ate
Grif-Simmons, why is there paper coming out of your ass?

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

REACH

The UNSC main military planet, close to earth, and suffered a sneak attack from the covenant.

Thats it, we've lost REACH

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005